luckyluke

William blatantly marrying the wrong sister.

One Eyed Pirate: Blow your load in one of the bitch's eyes. While she tries to wipe it off, kick her in the shin. The desired effect is to get her hopping on one leg while holding the other, and covering one of her eyes with her free hand. She may even say "Argh! Angry Walrus - come in her mouth then karate chop both sides of her neck, forcing the semen to be forced out of her nostrils in two tusk-like streams.

Reminds me of Motty's commentary in that game at Old Trafford against the Czech's "Moller and Sammer have been tremendous today, Germany bossing the midfield........KUNTZ" I love that bit in the 3 Lions 98 Video when they walk behind the German team they're playing and they've all got "11 Kuntz" on their shirts.

Stefan Kuntz.

Trying to set up an LG 42 inch LCD TV and it keeps turning itself a few seconds after I turn it on. Anyone had a similar problem? Is there something obvious I'm missing or shall I just send it back?

I like the bottom two in the first post.

The first video is class.

Where did you meet this charmer?

Source Code, terrific, I really enjoyed it.

If that cunt was going to play for any team it would be Moneybags City, wouldn't it.

Wacky man.

Yeah I know, I just think her cock up was potentially a lot worse than 'mine' (I've done fuck all wrong) yet one of the fucking panel I have to face has pretty much laughed off the incident form put in about her by the theatre staff. Still, I'll let them sort it out. I'm not quitting or owt - I'm at my current post for a year then I move on to another hospital in August, I don't have to go jobhunting etc.

Fed up with work. Got to have a meeting with 3 consultants because someone put in a complaint about me for bugger all whereas in a separate incident my reg broke a whole load of rules on Saturday morning, pissed off the entire theatre staff and I don't think she'll even get spoken to. Mulling over whether to kick off about it when I have this showdown on Wednesday, I don't particularly want to drop her in it but it's bloody unfair. Looking forward to changing jobs really. And if you're thinking about making the usual jokes than go chuck yourself under a bus instead, you boring cunt.

Results like blowing a 4-0 lead against us, 2-0 and 3-1 leads against their local rivals, losing to their main competitive rivals in the league and cup, losing at home to two newly promoted sides, losing the final of the Carling Cup to a vastly inferior team etc etc etc? It's all a question of progress, isn't it. Every team wants to get better, and Arsenal aren't doing so. If they want to play their pretty football with their exciting young players and were happy to go on being bridesmaids but never brides then fine. But even before the Bolton game Wenger was still going on about winning the title when the world and his dog knew that was never going to happen. Talk of them winning the quadruple was hilarious, that team couldn't win a one man wanking contest.

LOL He's not joking. Nobody is.

Quite sad for Bruce (ie funny) that neither Newcastle fans or Sunderland fans like him because of his supposed affiliations.

I'm sorry, I think you're lost, this is a Newcastle United message board.

We are now a kings in charge. Once you guys hear the sound of the kop a brown log will be coming out. Mind you at least we can afford decent bog roll for you guys. Not the sand paper big Ash gets on the cheap. Ooooh criticising our toilet facilities, talk about a low blow.

They're the worst of the lot iyam, the pious cunts.

cant stand man u and would have anyone win it apart from them. it would be nice for arsenal to win because of the fantastic football they play. for the same reason i would like blackpool to stay up I used to think that too but Arsenal simply do not deserve to win the league with their approach that has failed them consistently over the last five years, most of which is due to Wenger, who is an irritating whining shitbag. Love the Fabregas (also a twat) interview this week where he says that Wenger would have been sacked ages ago if he was managing a team of similar status in Spain. ("misquoted", obviously ). This is the difference between why Wenger is not a great manager and Ferguson is, if Fergie had even a little inkling there was a weakness in his team, he'd address it straight away and not try and outsmart himself and think of excuses to get around it, yet Wenger constantly does it and blames anyone but himself and his players. Arsenal could win the league, if Wenger adapted his management style, and thats what is holding them back, you would never see Man Utd, Chelsea or City surrendering as many costly leads as Arsenal do Agree 100%, the arrogant prick.

He hits her a bit bloody hard with both, she falls over at the end.

Only if they're fit.

BBQ and you're raving about the green stuff? Even gayer than gays - [insert tedious cliched joke about homosexuals and their love of meat and/or sausages].

6-2 it was. I can remember having to sober up quickly to drive back from Scarborough in time after a heavy night there on the Thursday. Was this the same game that Gravesen knacked Bernard? Even Carl Cort scored in that one. Nah that was at Goodison, season after maybe.

I've never really got the idea that wanking knackers your wrist. It's all elbow motion, the wrist stays in a fixed position throughout. Unlucky Kevin. In a pot? Hope it's not too bad.