luckyluke

If they knew where he was they'd have captured him and this 24hr burial is all very convenient too - due to the importance of the body there's no way they'd let a small detail like religion get in the way. At the tone of the bit in bold. I'm sure that on reading this, the US government is moving heaven and earth to comply with some internet nutjob's ultimatum.

Muslims across the world are going to go scatty at this one. Killing the bloke is one thing but they should have let them decide what to do with his body. Who exactly?

Fast enough. IIRC he was parked right in front of it, made to set off but the car was in reverse so he just lurched backwards into the skip, rear of the car absolutely fucked. And no, it was around 2005 and the car was a 2000 plate, so would have been five years old or so. Small automatic rover (classic OAP car lol). He drives a Seat Ibiza now, which he himself drove into a wall last month, minimal damage fortunately. No wonder mum keeps 'borrowing' the car now. Although she's one to talk - reversed straight into the side of a car parked opposite their drive about two months ago. That's just a selection of motoring mishaps in my family, so not the best of luck as I say. Still, don't think any of us have written off a car before passing the test, that's fairly good going. Unlucky.

My dad wrote off my grandad's car by reversing it (thought it was in drive, it was an automatic) into a skip. My family hasn't had the best of luck with cars in the last ten years or so.

Too shit more like.

I tell you an even more depressing stat, we've scored 4 goals in 10 away games under "Pards" what a massive difference he's made eh? 4FS. I'm not sure quite what Hughton or anyone else would have done better with our squad tbh, especially after flogging Carroll. It's just not up to the job. Our starting 11 today was assembled for little more than the cost of Carroll. And it shows!

Whoops. You're not a real man until you've sent a motor to car heaven.

I tell you an even more depressing stat, we've scored 4 goals in 10 away games under "Pards" what a massive difference he's made eh? 4FS. I'm not sure quite what Hughton or anyone else would have done better with our squad tbh, especially after flogging Carroll. It's just not up to the job.

oh dear.

oh dear.

Taking advantage of the bank holiday tomorrow to do some acid?

Check with the airline/airport, they should have that sort of information online.

Interesting/telling/depressing fact they trotted out earlier - the last player to score at Anfield for us was Kluivert.

Well Ted Lowe has definitely died so he should be in the thread title! I first got into snooker seeing Jimmy's perennial struggles against Hendry with Lowe growling behind the microphone, just before he retired in 1996. Watched that documentary earlier about the famous '85 final and although I obviously didn't watch it (or if I did, I have no memory as I was about four months old!) the atmosphere still seems electric 26 years later. The closest snooker has got to obtaining another iconic voice is John "WHERE'S THE CUEBALL GOING?!!" Virgo which shows how irreplaceable he was, Rest In Peace.

Not at all.

It's always the quiet ones..

sigh

What were Colo and Suiraez doing swapping shirts at half time?!

:lol: at this thread and the clown prince Leazes. But I think we're straying from the issue. She could shit on my chest and slap it with a cricket bat.

I was on the phone during the news but they had about 30 seconds on the tornadoes wreaking devastation in the US and Syria, the rest of it was about the twatting wedding. In between hours and hours of wedding coverage. Fuck's sake.

I heard on the radio last night that there were a lot of people camped out overnight. Phil's having a crack at the hot sister now, good lad.

The amount of flids that got up at 4am to come down to sit in a park and watch two people they don't know get married on TV. I bet the reporters have will have a good old time later arguing over who met the biggest spastic.

They just showed footage the crowds in front of the royal balcony at the wedding in 1981, some gimp had a banner saying "Love is Charles & Di" Whoops.

One Eyed Pirate: Blow your load in one of the bitch's eyes. While she tries to wipe it off, kick her in the shin. The desired effect is to get her hopping on one leg while holding the other, and covering one of her eyes with her free hand. She may even say "Argh! Angry Walrus - come in her mouth then karate chop both sides of her neck, forcing the semen to be forced out of her nostrils in two tusk-like streams. Bellend.