luckyluke

It'll be like finding a needle in a haystack though. Let me know when the brain trust comes up with an insult lads.

Don't be ridiculous, it takes decades to tune your sphincter so precisely.

The contents of Tiote's nuts? Red hot magma tbh.

at Gejon, it's not even as if he was laughing something outlandish, like Hughton taking over Chelsea or something.

As long as the team gets enough does it really matter how scores them?

Because it's bullshit. I can see your critics' point, sometimes.

Am I the only one who saw him immediately? I'm not sure which one is meant to be invisible tbh.

Why?

Obviously a hot prospect but has the potential to go massively tits up. Hopefully he takes more after Bobby than that moaning cunt.

Yes, you sarcastic cynical prick, the spirit of the games.

I find this rather violent opposition to a British football team quite bizarre, and disappointing. For us not to field a side for our national sport whilst we're hosting the olympics is pretty shit, and the utter refusal of the other nations to join in is hardly in keeping with the spirit of the games.

Especially as in that article it's not mentioned anywhere how much he drank and there is a picture of him with what looks like a pint, so for all we know he could have just had one. Highly possible that he had more though but no one deserves to be burnt alive at the age of 34.

Ditto, mine's just been on a cruise in the Med that he was PAID to go on. I suppose he did have to shove diazepam up someone's bum, but still, lucky cunt.

26 and a half.

Happy birthday Foreskin.

You might as well just chuck a chocolate bar into the microwave.

I don't drink tea, which caused me to offend quite a few people when in India - I just drank it because I started to get rather murderous looks. I only started drinking coffee in my last year of university, and my grades improved miraculously - I'd have got honours if I started sooner! Anyway when my housemates made drinks they'd say "oh, Luke doesn't like hot drinks" which I objected to as it made me sound like some kind of lunatic who was very specific about the temperature of his beverage. The coffee break is sacrosanct on ICU. Unless someone is dying (and I mean literally seconds away from death) we have coffee at 10.30. I don't really have a preferred brand, the coffe direct or Sainsbury's stuff is quite good though.

of how many?! The diet going well then.

Oof

Wouldn't mind 'banging out' Cheryl myself tbh You really are a tedious cunt.

HA?

All you need is love.

I prefer Overfriendly Martins.

White was a talent, I remember him bowling Lara with a beauty through the gate. He could bat as well, made a test hundred against India didn't he? But like our other genuine fast bowlers (Flintoff, Jones etc) injuries just took their toll.