luckyluke

I'm in the 'this is all a bit OTT' group but RIP and all that. (Typed on my iPhone whilst on the bog. If nothing else, Apple/Jobs have ensured that no matter where I am, I no longer have to worry about finding something to occupy myself whilst having a shit. What a legacy)

And one third of the greatest scorecard entry of all time (Lillee caught Willey bowled Dilley). RIP

Beeb article says he regained consciousness in hospital so obviously warranted a CT. You've worked in A&E haven't you J69? Do the words NICE Guidelines mean anything to you?! Broken neck story will have come from paramedics putting him in a collar and spinal board which is standard for head injuries.

I was reminded of De Jong's tackle with that sending off Craig so it's interesting that it was the same ref. They both took the ball but clattered into the man afterwards - obviously De Jong did so a lot more forcefully. Perhaps Atkinson regretted his decision that day or instructed to act differently with future similar tackles and this factored into his decision at the weekend.

Sounds like the noise you make when you pull out afterwards.

Ant did you live in France for five years? Anyway he might as well do without the interpreter as he just spouted bollocks about doing his best and scoring goals when asked why he refused to come on. Utter cunt.

You're already into the realms of the supernatural with the terms posed by the question. How many five year olds are merciless and show no fear?! Even a legion of gypsy five year olds (mentioned above) would crumble after you shattered the first one's skull with your boot. If you're talking determined, possessed, satanic five year olds with murderous intent then you'd struggle to beat 10 of them I reckon. 80 ffs!

Incidentally when you type "calm down liverpool" into google (as I did to get that picture) the first link is to the wikipedia page for 'scally'.

If asked tend to say English but I don't mind being referred to as British. Don't see how or why anyone can really, and the sensitivity of some people over this baffles me tbh.

Reminds me of that Friends episode where Joey tries to use air quotes.

Sounds like a loud of headline grabbing phrases whilst not actually changing very much to me.

wft are you blabbing about ? I do hope you aren't going to start harping on about how the previous regime of Newcastle United only needed a "plan" to conquer the world, because all they needed was a "plan" and didn't have a "plan". Something like that..... Stop derailing the thread. I'm not harping on about anything, you "illiterate" "retard".

lol i love those wee gimps, normally in some sort of saxo or civic and think they're king dick with a big exhaust etc, Yeah my car sounds fast! Yeah hubby pulls up alongside them revving their engines....they look and think ok it's only an 'old' guy in an old Jag. Then lights change and hubby blasts away leaving them blown into the weeds They don't know his other car is a race car Sounds like just as much of a twat tbh.

I love Leazes' use of quotation marks. "planning"

ref Paul "The Guv'nor" Ince. The cunt.

Howay man Leazes, even you must see the irony in that statement? but sometimes, with some people on here, if you say the word "muslim" they think you're a member of the KKK or something. Obsessed. Or even if you refer to a group of muslims as 'these fuckers' then start banging on about terrorism. The fact you use my profession as some sort of insult says more about you than it does about me. Like I said, twice my age and incapable of basic comprehension, what a fucking embarrassment.

I bet the twat rang an ambulance. I worked in A & E last summer and for dicks like him I think you'd have to be criminally insane to want to do it as a career. A leaking AAA can present as renal colic, here's hoping...

What the hell am I doing? Tell you what, I'm actually sat here thinking "maybe I should go back and bold the bits where I say I agree there's a terrorist threat from muslims and that bit about him being thick having nothing to do with his racist views. Maybe then they'll realise what I'm saying. Maybe it's the formatting." FFS.

Leaving aside that you've predictably ignored everything I've written, again, when I have ever said that my job made me more qualified to talk about terrorism?

Done this before, mine's Do They Know It's Christmas. WIN.

What a shite way to go. RIP I once came up whilst having a shit and it was such an experience that for a short time afterwards (probably during the come down the next day) I questioned my sexuality, so hopefully the gear this guy was on at least sent him up in style. I think the last time I went someone was found dead in a tent, with that amount of merchandise going about it's not too surprising I guess. Drugs are such an established part of the festival that it's incredible that more isn't done about it really.

Why don't you read what 'these fuckers' have to say on terrorism Leazes, you ridiculous, tiny minded, racist cretin? oh dear. The ultimate do-gooder. Why don't you go and give medical treatment to those who they blow up just because you don't follow the same God that they do ? Who is "racist" ? Did you bother to click the link I gave you? You are Leazes with your adamant belief that muslims = terrorists as demonstrated in that post. well, lets put it this way. Not all muslims are terrorists, but most terrorists are muslims, right ? And - there are a lot more "sympathisers" among the silent majority than you think chum. You seriously under-estimate the terrorist threat and the mindset of them, as it happens anyway, their potty religion comes first, second and third with them. Consideration for others with different beliefs just isn't on their radar and never will be. It doesn't take too many of them to blow up a plane/shopping centre etc Yes I clicked the link. You however, like all do gooders, offended, poor little dears that you all are, were looking for something that wasn't there, as per usual in the post I made. God knows why I'm bothering to engage you in a discussion again but: As you say yourself, not all muslims are terrorists, and I'm trying to point out the stupidity of you highlighting a group that denounces terrorism as an example of muslims who ARE terrorists, because they're all the same to you. As for looking for something that isn't there, it quite clearly IS evident what you mean by 'these fuckers' after your subsequent bleating on in your usual way of "you wouldn't be too happy if they blew up a school". Which, by the way, I wouldn't. And I'm well aware of the substantial terrorist threat from those with Muslim beliefs, and I haven't offered an estimate of how many Muslims really do have terrorist sympathies for you to say that I've underestimated them. You don't even look for something that isn't there, you just see what you want to. Like I say, I don't know why I'm bothering with this because I know you're stupid to understand what I've said. You know what Leazes? Despite having seen you on these boards for many years, my honest initial reaction to seeing you post that link was surprise that you were smart enough to do so. That's how low an opinion I have of your intelligence, which has nothing to do with your views on muslims/Shepherd/anything, but with your constant inability to understand what people say on here. You don't even try to twist people's words, you're just really that thick. And from the 'how old are you' thread, you're at least twice my age. You should be embarrassed. The only reason that you haven't been banned from here for your racist bilge is that you're so laughably deluded that people have grown fond of you, like a pet. So sniffer, a glowing endorsement from you doesn't really paint you in a positive light either, does it?