luckyluke

Some classic Leazes baiting in here. As well as a few pearlers from the man himself. I love his "use" of quotation "marks".

Just get Alan Smith to take him out. We could get Nile Ranger to take him out, he'd wake up in the nick!

Really gets my goat that the match of the day pundits condone diving - "there's enough contact for him to go down" complete bollocks. Truly incredible save from the Wigan keeper, one of the best I've ever seen.

A minutes silence at the premiership games when remembrance day isn't until Friday. Hmmm. Before anyone gets their knickers in a twist, I always buy a poppy, ensure (if practical) that my operating theatre observes the minute if the 11th falls on a weekday, and will observe it again next Sunday. If I'd gone to the Fulham game today I'd have had three silences in a week!

I wholeheartedly agree with the sentiment of J69's last paragraph. I guess with an accident of such magnitude an investigation of why/how it happened is necessary but blaming a fireworks display is absurd. RIP to those involved of course,, such a horrific way to go.

How many times do you hear the phrase 'an insult to those that laid/lay down their lives' these days? If our armed services were anywhere as near as sensitive as people speaking on their behalf are then our country would be up the proverbial creek without a paddle.

The country loses far, far more money in tax evasion than benefit fraud tbh.

Whoever made that can just fuck off essentially.

I can't believe that that's allowed. Cheating cunts.

Awesome stuff Kitman. I bet that twentysomething cunt with the beer jumped on the bus.

For week I've been waiting for a celebrity to die so I could post a joke about it. JIM FIXED IT FOR ME!

Not looking good for sexcase Bramble, is it?

People admitting (ON A PU LIC FORUM FFS) to being mouth breathers. What next? I clean my windows with a cloth but the bloke next door uses his tongue? What about you?

Leazes knocking out a post like that calling ME typical is almost as hilarious as Stevie calling Asians ignorant for speaking another language and having a better grasp of English than him.

So him and Terry could hang out and watch minstrel videos?

They are the most racist cunts in the world. They consider themselves as the purist, best looking, master race. They're greasy dwarf like rodents who I hate more than Sunderland, shame the bomb at Hiroshima didn't hit Rome and Milan instead. Without sounding like Hitler, we (British, Irish and Scandi's) are a taller, stronger race of people, how many English Zola's do you see? Not many. Anyway the Italians have always had a go at the English cos we've had all sorts playing for us in the past. Italians (Bonnetti, Dorigo) French ( Le Saux, Le Tissier) they consider black players like John Barnes to be Caribbean/African, they basically don't see us as pure, whereas 99.9% of the players who have played for Italy are ethnically wops. Even the Argentinians who turn like that one that looks like a pit bull (used to play for Juventus) have Italian origins, Maradona had Italian origin. They're racist cunts, it's a shame he's made his Italy debut cos we'd have him. What ignorant bastards, eh Stevie?

That's part of his persona too though. I don't think it's that he actually doesn't care, but more like he's trying to do the Henry-esque 'I'm so good I could do that with my eyes closed, why should I celebrate something so mundane?' attitude. I don't even think it's as premeditated it as that, more that he's so mad/moody that scoring goals doesn't really float his boat. Which is probably why he has to resort to setting of fireworks in his bathroom to keep himself amused. Ambassador ffs.

The way the BBC handled it last night irritated me as well, Murray saying Terry denies the allegations as if the matter was settled with. The BBC football team really are bunch of pandering useless arseholes when it comes to this, they never ask difficult questions and they pretty much allowed Ferguson, Allardyce etc to take the piss by interviewing their number two instead - if they don't want to speak to the BBC then they don't get a post match interview.

You're the 2nd brightest in your year? Could twilight shifts possibly be shifts during the twilight hours? When I was a house officer in surgery we worked 'twilights'. They were from midday to midnight. Now different people will have different definitions of twilight, but no one would describe it as half of the fucking day.

Whatever. Smooth blatantly selling the tickets cos his kids told him to do one when they found out.

Not that I mean to undermine SMO's sale but LWV is fucking shit, or at least it was when I went ten years or so ago.

I used to work with Johnny Ball. Not that one. Here enedeth the anecdote.

Simply brilliant.

Subtitle of the thread should be 'not yet Gemmill' if the above is correct.