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Liverpool could have done with their beloved silence rather than the awful shit they've come out with.

It's not just Evra's say so though, is it? Because as part of his defence he's admitted that he called him 'Negrito'. Which clearly is a term of racist abuse, whatever he claims to the contrary.

Liverpool's defence is utterly classless and moronic. His defence has blatantly been this 'negrito is a term of endearment' claptrap (up there with such classic retard excuses for racism as 'black people call each other niggers' and 'paki is just a shortened form of Pakistani') so he's pretty much admitted it himself. In what fucked up country is 'my little black friend' a term of endearment rather than patronising racism btw? Glad the little cunt has been banned. MT is spot on about this place btw, I'm not saying people should be banned but to claim that racism isn't tolerated here is an outright lie.

@HF yeah but they take their gifts and fuck off again because it isn't Jesus! Not very Christmassy at all!

Happy Birthday, you skanky metal-loving cock-munching slum-dwelling sister-fucking scumbag tramp.

Life of Brian is an Easter film shirley? In addition to the Snowman I like Briggs's Father Christmas. Top TV special has to be A christmassy Ted. "maybe I LIKE the misery"

+ 976,677,244,233.

No. Next on calls are week after new years. Start nights on my birthday the week after, but a fine deal nonetheless.

Finished work until the 28th of December. :D

Stevie's rep going down the pan here like.

I worked in a hospital in rural India a few years ago. My friend got quite badly sunburnt, so liberally applied aftersun. It wasn't until the fifth coat that he realised it contained fake tan. God knows what the locals (who hardly ever see white people would have thought as he went from white to red to orange to peeling back to white again.

Just wondering Stevie do you have some fake tan kept aside for such an occasion or did you go out to buy it specially?

I found one of you:

Not really a reason for him to fly. It's the immobility that puts you at risk of a DVT btw, not the fact that you're on a plane. o you can get them from long distance car journeys too. Newcastle-London isn't really worth it though. His description of his injury, looking for the Chelsea player who didn't hit him is, is a classic history of an achilles rupture.

Seeing as he thinks most people in the UK are cunts outside of Newcastle he'd probably agree with that tbf.

A twat's game played by piss drinking bellends.

I hate it all the time.

This joke definitely isn't getting old like.

Made me laugh

I've got a Wallace and Gromit advent calender but that's the extent of my decorations at the minute. Only around for another week then going back home for the rest of the festive period so dunno if I can be arsed tbh.

He's areet had all his treatment and what not, just waiting for the chemo to stop working which will be about 3 weeks time, he gets a scan then the cancer in his bowel will be removed. It's spread no where like, but it's obviously still a major major worry. As I say to him literally every time I speak to him you don't beat it by feeling negative, positivity beats it, and determination fuck all else. Me mates mam had it too long before they treated it, she bravely fought for 2 years, but couldn't beat it. Loads of people I know have got cancer recently fucking awful disease, the worst, it even got Sir Bobby in the end. Hope it turns out well for your Dad Stevie Cheers marra. He's only seen the toon win four trophies in his life, four more than us like! Would love it if he can hang on to see another one or two like. I know what you're thinking he'll dee well to live to 100! I suspect he'll probably see more than we ever will. Hope everything works out okay, sounds like it should. Sorry about your night Cath. As you say, it's the best job in the world but it can't half be shit sometimes. I'm in quite a good mood - the ju jitsu club I teach had a grading yesterday and all my students passed, it was quite a tough grading done by a very senior instructor with high standards, who I train under regularly myself, so I'm delighted and really proud of how they all did.

Alas, no. My do on Friday was a good laugh but shit compared to my last hospital. Had to drive home as well so couldn't even get shitfaced and insult my consultants. Bah.

The reality of a hundred and fifty pissed nurses is a lot grimmer than you think.

Aye. God knows what the judge was thinking.

Monroe Transfer.