luckyluke

Cheers guys. Just arrived at work now. An entire non-event of a birthday. Oh well. Was really lucky with time off for Christmas/NY so can't complain too much.

Say what you like about Downing, he may hit women (allegedly) but at least he has respect for his bathroom fittings.

No denial from Pardew is worrying, but it might just be that he remembers looking like a chump this time last year with Carroll so is keeping quiet.

Alan Smith

Funny what Smith says about leaving/going on loan. I expect it's because no-one wants the shit bastard.

City have done well to get back in this considering they've looked a bit clueless on the ball in this second half. Shouldve had a penalty as well.

Fat Man Utd loving cunt Tyldsely nearly ejaculates as Scholes has a shot.

Me too, gerrin Aguero!

Tbf to that hag Louise Taylor she describes it as a goal of the season contender. Will it even be in the running since the beeb (who do it) don't have rights to the FA cup?

I'm chilled as owt dickhead. Yes, I think this game is probably over now.

In the context of discussing the two Manchester teams you bellend. I also said City. Aye, tidy finish. City (OMG) looked a bit stretched at the back..

Giggs scythes a player down from behind, nowhere near the ball and doesn't even get a yellow. City might be top of the table but, as always, United have that 12th man...

This idea of punishing players for how they tackle and not what actually happens has gone too far. There seems to be one of these every month now.

Two footed but wasn't even a foul.

RIP. He did Call My Bluff as well didn't he? I used to like that.

There was something on the beeb about a couple getting an asbo for making disturbing loud sex noises.

The Artist - a delight.

Well that fifteen seconds was worth waiting for. Awesome goal by Ben Arfa and tidy work from Jonas.

Aye, he can fuck off.

Balls, my tv guide said half eleven so I missed the first fifteen minutes. please tell me I've not missed us?

A massive picture of Clarence Acuna's face on your back.

I refer to you my original post in this thread.

@ NJS - she has and I'm not defending her, just saying that I didn't find her twitter comments racist or offensive. I find conservatives and white people who clearly have an agenda queuing up to acuse a black woman of racism offensive though..

I nipped into a cinema when I was out on the piss once to use their facilities. They wouldn't let me so I walked into a screening of Die Hard 4 (I think) and urinated in the corner.