luckyluke

I'm only on a high horse in your tiny, tiny mind Ant.

The self appointed forum policeman should handle this.

I understand exactly what your point is as outlined in my last post on the matter you utter utter retard, and I've presented the reasons why your post was stupid and crass. Yet again you show that the same special cases who come out with OMG YOU ALWAYZ SAY YOU IZ DOKTA LOL boredom are the ones who bring it up entirely unnecessarily. Using my profession as a stick to supposedly beat me with says more about your feelings of inadequacy than anything else, you impotent flaccid embarrassment. By the way, the fact you were touched up by priests doesn't given your drivel any more credence.

Having my journey home from London being prolonged by 2 hours (still half an hour away from Leeds) has fuelled my response to a post which is fucking spasticated whatever your travel conditions.

What do you expect him to say ffs? "i'm not thankful at all that a doctor happened to be present, cos god did it on his jack jones" or alternatively "thank you to the miracles of modern medicine, I renounce my faith"? Even if it is incongruous, who gives a shit, he's walked away from an episode where was odds on to end up dead or a cabbage. Who the fuck are you to criticise how he chooses to express his happiness at this. Does it? Go on, fish out some posts where I've brought that up out of context, or at all Muamba aside, in the last six months. I see you didn't have a problem fudging it in, you fucking ballsack.

Fuck off Ant, have you been close to death recently? I'm not religious at all but I'm sick of morons like you decrying people for having faith, and clearly not understanding how people like Muamba believe how God acts through others like his doctors, while not taking anything away from the individuals themselves. What a spectacularly stupid and cuntish post.

That was a fucking retarded bet to offer like. For all the praise he gets he doesn't half talk some shite. He must hate Everton (can't remember where they do actually feature in his prejudice league table) as they seem to be his Achilles' heel when it comes to grandiose predictions, Leighton Baines and all that.

Due to the status of both clubs at the time and the difficulty in overturning such precendents I don't think the 4-3 will be pipped (at least according to Sky) anytime soon. The former means this game/ours with Arsenal hasn't overtaken it and the latter means that even the 3-3 draw between Man U and Chelsea in January hasn't really caused much of a stir by comparison. The 4-3 was a game between historical and contemporary giants with major ramifications for the title race and crucially was the first that Sky could really jump up and down about so they're not going to replace it as The Greatest Ever anytime soon.

I acknowledge the points made by MT/CT - like I said, different circumstances apply to the examples I mentioned and us. I don't expect us to disappoint next season, but however good your team is you can still follow a good season with a duffer.

It's not a fluke in that it's happened by chance, but plenty of teams have had great seasons as a "one off" (remember Ipswich finishing fifth then getting relegated, or the mackems in seventh for a couple of years before the same happened). Obviously different circumstances apply but it goes to show that teams can fade after having a great year, and we need to be wary of such a fate befalling us.

Thought you said tuba for a minute.

I think we'll get fifth, 4th (3rd?!!!) seems to good to be true!)

If someone asked me who was longest in the shower about my mates I'd probably think they were on about duration too, I wouldn't instantly start thinking about their cocks, you bunch of puffs.

What's wrong with Di Matteo?

Trebuchet Indeed.

I'm starting to get used to the fact that major sports stars are mostly younger than me now but this on top of realising today that I'm older than both Usain Bolt and Michael Phelps has pissed me right off. I'm only 27 ffs.

Gonna be a nightmare for fans going back to Liverpool, engineering works planned as well apparently.

Not seen this mentioned elsewhere: in another brainwave by the FA, the cup final will kick off at 5.15pm instead of the usual 3pm.

I agree with The Fish (fuck me, I never thought I'd say that). Diving has been rife in football for ages. This has happened because players are not punished for it and has now developed into the farcial situation where the sport is essentially non contact inside the area. Look at Ashley Young - he gets Derry sent off, the appeal is rejected and he goes unpunished, so what does he do? Goes down quicker than a whore's knickers the following week again. I don't know what Craig is on about that retrospective bans would set dangerous precendents. There is a world of difference between diving - an active effort to simulate an offence - and claiming a dubious goal/corner/throw in where you are trying to convince the referee to believe something that has already happened. And for fuck's sake, if by some remote possiblity chaos did reign you could always revoke the law, but something needs to be done. It's like watching WWF these days the amount of play acting goes on, not to mention the consequences for the teams who are cheated out of points/cup ties.

Solano? Was expecting tits in this thread, disappointing. TS's post may have been horrific but at least he's trying.

As much as I admire KSA's posts there is some proper spasticated spelling in there. Oriphis ffs.

Saw the Pirates film on Friday, terrific fun. Laughed my tits off.

Davies' only crime was expecting Liverpool fans to be remotely rational about anything to do with Hillsborough tbh. Clearly still very raw about what was a truly awful tragedy, which makes them consider anything said about it other than this a disgraceful insult to the victims' memory.