luckyluke

Never a foul you slaphead cunt

Always liked Villa and their fans, me.

Could debut the new home kit, it is Everton we're playing.

Having to come look for the ball because the defence and midfield can't keep hold of it.

Some wayward stuff here like.

One of the many things that irritate me about modern football coverage is the apparent desire to be as least impartial as possible, or more widely that being an ex pro offers some fascinating insight when it clearly doesn't. Give me the guys from the Guardian - even if they are dominated by mackems - any day over Hansen, Redknapp et al.

Was working last night but as it was quiet I slept for 7 hours, so now got to twiddle my thumbs for 2 hours! Want it to be 1pm already!!!

"I'm a changed man" - borrowing a trick from Balotelli and doubtless earning himself an unnecessary booking in the progress? Aye righto. Owls fan on 606 was impressed with him and hopeful that they'd get him on a permanent deal, we can only hope the club feel the same.

Flat track bully tbh.

This late kick off has one advantage; 606 full of rabid bin dippers frothing at the mouth to listen to as I drive to work.

Desperate to shoe horn in as much intrigue as they can. As you say, spot on by the ref but how often do they get these wrong? It is proper shit that goal line technology doesn't exist tbf. I remember someone commentating on a game at SJP when a ball bounced down off the bar, who said "before too long there'll be a chip in the ball and when it goes over the line a light or alarm will go off and that will be that". Which game? Romania vs France, Euro 96!

He uttered the fantastically original observation that Carroll has "a good touch for a big man" earlier.

Slow mo replay of Cech shaking his head and wagging his finger as the tramp celebrates. Outstanding save, I thought it was a goal real time.

Lovely finish. Howay Chelsea, get Torres on!

Yeah someone mentioned it in the other thread a few days ago. Some classic chayton behind-the-curve posting this week Craig, heard any jokes lately?

One of my consultants last year wouldn't let me ventilate a patient with an inspiratory pressure of 13cm of water, I've picked this up and I'm not superstitious about 13 at all - my birthday is on the 13th after all.

I was just thinking that too.

On Sky on Wednesday they flashed up the bottom of the table with Blackburn, Bolton and QPR's run ins underneath. Now I know Wolves are down and space might have been tight for the graphic but removing them the table altogether (it only went down to 19) was a bit harsh. Typical Sky, once you leave their magical Premiership you cease to exist!

Reina could have done better too. Good, I hate him.

Saw a nice feature on him on Sky this week about how he gives all his bonus money from clean sheets and penno saves to Help for Heroes. Akin to me giving a fiver every time I shag a supermodel like but it's the thought that counts.

Aye me too Pud, just got up. Come on Chelsea, murder em.

My cousins live in Norwich, so you can all thank me for this IF they win*. *Blame will not be accepted if they don't.

Oh and doing epidurals for women younger than my little brother.

Teaching the club I started at when I came to university nine years ago, and therefore spending two evenings a week with 18 and 19 year olds. Frigging babies.

Was idly wondering if I really care who wins the FA cup, ten seconds of listening to Phil Thompson has settled that, hope Chelsea rape them senseless. Howay Norwich (why isn't it on TV?!)