luckyluke

Just got home from a Jitsu course, there was a kid's capoeira class in after us, they were all 12ish and massively obese. Sickening. Would have been a laugh to stay and watch though.

Tbf he's got a point. Wigan have looked like relegation candidates most of the season. Just because they went on a nice run towards the end doesn't mean Martinez is the man to resurrect Liverpool's fortunes.

My brother kept the 'problem with your windows pc' lot going for 30 minutes before he told them that he had a mac.

Youw?! you could get a job at The Sun with that (not a compliment). I'd love England to win full fucking stop, I couldn't give a shit about baiting Scousers if we did so.

Shola and LuaLua were a useful 'plan B' partnership in Europe under Bobby IIRC. that was nearly ten years ago

Presumably Alex Ferguson disagreed, but of course Owen knows better. Deluded. Who the hell would take him in the prem?

Jesus, what precious wanker. So much for it being an honour to be selected for your country.

My main problem with the flat is not being boxed in but the size of the box. Pretty bloody small, I can't imagine myself living in one long term if I can help it.

Aye, fookin' mint.

Won them the CL I guess? Success in the modern game, whereas Dalglish for all their love for him, has looked out of touch considering he last managed a decade ago? Funny thing is I bet if you'd looked at the time around Benitez was on his way out you'll have found plenty of dippers pining for Kenny - I wonder if they'd have been the same ones!

I suppose I don't have much interaction with my neighbours but then I didn't when I lived in my last house either, which incidentally I was robbed blind from (in Horsforth, when I nipped out for an hour one Sunday evening) - so I don't mind the 'boxed in' feeling so much as it brings with it increased security. Similarly little chance of the fuckers making off with my car again when it's in an underground car park - try telling that to the bastard insurance company though!

Although I think Hodgson has got a rather thankless task and little to choose from, some of the decisions are a bit poor. Midfield in particular looks pretty grim as SLP has said, but Downing is just insane - although if he can get him to be a bit more direct feeding Carroll it might pay off...

I'm in one of those soulless blocks of flats near the armouries now ("The Gateway"). Lived in Horsforth, Chapel Allerton, Woodhouse, Burley and Headingley before that. Nine years nearly.

There was a fair bit of frustration when he was starting during the ACN tbf.

I was idly reading a book of my girlfriend's the other day called "How to be a woman". Mock abuse, tar and feather me at will, by all means, but read on at least: There's a chapter on what to call her vagina (magnificently, she settles on 'cunt' in the end - incidentally something that the future Mrs LL also identifies with). To research this the author put it to twitter and received a whole host of names - some funny, some quaint, some downright weird and worrying - but she amongst them were the names of three of the teletubbies - Tinkywinky, Lala and Po. Makes you wonder if that's what they're all named after - a set of cunts.

It's only a chicken.

Irony of ironies that someone called Armchair Pundit is bemoaning the state of the modern game.

Apparently Ben Foster does not want to be considered for selection. What's all that about?

Apparently Ben Foster does not want to be considered for selection. What's all that about?

Mind you, his first one was soft as owt.

It's because it was his second red card of the season.

Bi lingual would be great, I will always hate my lazy cow of a mother for not speaking Serbian to me as a child.

? Careful now, if I don't like your explanation I'll come round and ethnically cleanse you.

This has only just occurred to me but it's quite fitting how it was sunny in Manchester where City fans celebrated but gloomy in Sunderland where Fergie et al got the news.