luckyluke

If it has 'love' in the title that could narrow it down to about 1,000,000 Beatles songs. Incidentally (sigh), the last film I saw was Shakespeare in Love. Or, giving the amount of time devoted to Gwyenth and Will bumping uglies, Shakespeare's Love-in.

Well said, that man. And may I add: you lucky, lucky bastards.

What a test match! I said earlier I was glad I was in Spain as I didn't think I could cope with the match at Edgbaston - today proved me right as it nearly killed me! The premiership and its overpaid whinging twats can go stick a cricket stump up their arses. What we can take from is this is that when was the last time you saw an Australian team so delighted to cling on to a draw? Particularly against us? The Ashes are ours for the taking.

Seeing as he got the ball I was a little surprised Jenas was pulled up for a foul, and outraged when he was sent off.

I'm just waiting for the confession that you're an annoying, pathetic, boring, attention seeking waste of space.

Whatever.... How the fuck can they have a public vote on man of the match when the result is still in the balence? If Fred gets the next five wickets, he could get it. If the wickets are shared, but we still win, it could go to Jones, Strauss or Vaughan. If Australia grind out a draw, it could be Ponting or Gilchrist. Madness.

Sorry but that is complete bollocks. No matter how bad the decision is, you have to respect the umpire's opinion. I don't want to go down the Wayne Rooney route in cricket, thank you very much. And excessive appealing? What are you on? Nearly all of the lbw shouts have looked really close, you can't blame the England team for appealing. Just be lucky that Bowden is getting them all right. And Gemmill, weren't you formerly one of the 'cricket is shite' brigade? Nice to see you've turned the corner.

I seem to be starting a lot of my sentances, both spoken and typed, with the word "incidentally". Incidentally I've got into the habit of saying "let's bust a move" (after the fiendishly addictive computer game) when indicating to people we should leave.

Good point DotBum. Forgive me but I presume you were on newcastle-online before? Who were you?

You're really taking this thread to heart, aren't you rikko? A lionskin rug.

A TV and a sofa.

Anyone made famous by Big Brother, partly because they are all extremely iratating, partly because I'm jealous they are rich and famous just for being in a house for a few weeks.

Bring me the head of Geraint Jones.

I couldn't possibly pass comment on Craig Bellamy, as I've never met him. Terry McDermott

At the moment the football season to me just serves as an inconvenient distraction from the Ashes. Presumably this will change if chuck away the strong position at Old Trafford and we beat Arsenal at Highbury though.

It will have to stop raining before there's any talk of an inspection. Next C4 update is in ten minutes. I'm now thinking that should we bowl them out for less than 245 (unlikely) then we should enforce the follow on. We don't know how much more time will be lost, plus there will be moisture under the pitch which will make it a bit trickier to bat on, so hopefully we could get them out for a low score in their second innings.

Anyone fancy a wild night out on the lash? Alan Shearer I think I'll celebrate this hattrick by creosoting my fence. Kieron Dyer

The voice of experience I take it Mags?

no,more that theres more on that one.you can post on here,go away for a while ,come back and theres no reply,on the other board it's quicker cos theres more people about. 11512[/snapback] Yeah, but the reply usually goes something like "OMG SOUNESS IS SO CRAP WTF LOL!!!!!111!!!!111"

Cheers appreciate it. In regards to calling Pakistan, Pakis. I dont really care the world has gone mad. I call Bangladesh the Bangers is that just as bad? No, move on. Anyways just my view on that. 11531[/snapback] In this country when the word has usually been used in such a context as 'you fucking dirty paki' it is quite understandable that Pakistanis would rather not be referred to in that way. It's also the fact that it is has been used as a catch-all umbrella term to insult anyone who looks Asian, which is also pretty bad. Trust me, I went to a school with quite a large Asian contingent, 'paki' was not a word you said if you liked your face the way it was.

Not very topical, and I've heard the second one before. 4/10.

Do your worst, you big girl's blouse.

No thanks, I'm a professional footballer, I can't do things like that. Besides, it's illegal. Jonathan Woodgate.

Funnily enough as an Oasis fan I think all their videos are pants, save the Beatles-inspired acid trip for All Around The World.

Did you ever finish that book on Plato I leant you Gary? It's a most fascinating read, isn't it, I think the works of him and Aristotle really shaped the way the Western world thinks. Wayne Rooney.