luckyluke

Sorry for being an idiot but what the hell are you lot on about?

I don't like your tone sonny. You're barred!

I'm taping it cos I'm watching Lost. It better be good, Dan, or I'm blaming you.

You need to be 18 to read this thread. Got any ID?

It's a good job we left all the kids behind on newcastle-online.

You appear to be lost, I think you're looking for the Plastic Surgery thread.

In a more literal sense than usual.

Probably, but knocking one off is your solution for everything! Anger managment, insomnia, bad day at work, coping with loss...

With a bang 13826[/snapback] Or a double bang, in mancy's case.

The police had my support over the incident until now...sounds like they really fucked up. Details of Brazilian shooting leaked

One of my housemates doesn't like the rest of the series because they're not like the first one. Weirdo.

Should that not be "only me, the weird kid at school, watched it"?

Michael Schumacher? 13563[/snapback] The bastard nearly ran me over in Barcelona.

The only stereotype I can confirm is that EVERYONE on the continent is an appaling driver. The Spainish seem better than most though, but are still worse than your average British woman.

I've never actually seen an episode of it, but my dad bought me the Mary Whitehouse Experience Encyclopedia for Christmas once. There's some brilliant stuff in there: Bestiality Unnatural relations with animals. Sheep seem to be the most popular for this, judging by the number of jokes. But although they may be great in the sack, they are generally dull companions and will invariably make you pay for the cinema tickets.

It is what he quotes, but it's not as long as it is in the film. He adds some stuff from elsewhere in the bible, and a lot of his own rhetoric as well.

Father Ted is quite simply the best TV programme of all time. Anyone who says otherwise is a fool, a liar, or both.

Vodka, with either coke or red bull. But not Red Rooster (cheap red bull imatation). Never, ever, Red Rooster. It makes me....mad.

"And Jason Gillespie is coming on to bowl"

Happy Birthday!

The BBC website's articles resemble those of the Sun more every day.

Cracking stuff SLP. Another of my favourites is: "If I was Dr Who I would have bent that Billie Piper over the tardis console and given her what for before you could say Jack Robinson. Then I would use my time-twiddling abilities to keep me permanently in the vinegar strokes, so I remained a state of constant ecstasy. Does anyone else waste their time by thinking of frankly unlikely sexual scenarios involving time lords and their chipmunk-faced apprentices?"

Mags, it's not that odd, I've got a similar fear of heights, (although I'm okay with tall buildings). I think I'm over it now, but I haven't been up any tall ladders for a while, so maybe I'm not. Vibrating phones always make me the hairs on my neck stand up - I think it has something to do with a girl I went out with a few years ago. When things were going down the pan I started to dread her phone calls, and so each time my mobile vibrated I panicked....I haven't seen her for about a year but the fear of vibrating phones remains! Those green laser things that some dance acts have - at squarepusher at glastonbury I was in a vulnerable state and those things scared the bejeezuz out of me. I refused to go into a tent that had them at Benicassim.

One phrase that I'm hearing quite often at the moment is "and Gilchrist departs for another low score".