luckyluke

You, sir, wouldn't know comedy if it stole your gamecube and shagged your mum. Peepshow is brilliant.

I was at Wollaton park in Nottingham with many, many others watching the game - so tense in the last innings! Doesn't compare to watching England vs Portugal at Glastonbury though...on hallucinogenics. Anyway, I'll tell you what infuriated me today: fucking moronic Soccer AM watching cunts who chanted that fucking "EEE-ZEH" chant after KP and Fred put on (literally) a few runs on, shortly before both of them were out. If we'd lost I'd have killed every one of the fuckers with my bare hands. Lucky for them we won. Cricket is played with a small red ball, it lasts five days, and the players are not overpaid egotistical wankers. It is not football, so don't fucking act like it is. Johnny I see where you're coming from but the extra interest can only be good for us. However I'm not stupid enough to think this will last - look at how everyone was tossing off over rugby in 2003 and look who gives a shit now. If even a tenth of the people following the Ashes remotely gives a shite about how we're doing in India this winter I'll fly over there, strip naked and wave my cock in Tendulkar's face while he's taking guard. Anyway...Steve, Woodgate27, Wellsy.....your boys took one helluva beating!!!! :) :) :D :D :D

And your taking on the Russians needs some SERIOUS work.

That's my girl!

Because if I have an excess of saliva in my mouth I prefer not to swallow it. And it's more hygenic. I think the more pertinent question is why do some women feel the need to spit?

23, but there is some utter shite on that list. Get to know your neighbours? Ooooh wow.

They're always rejigging the tail. In South Africa we had Jones at 10 and Harmison at 11. I don't think there is much between the last three, but Hoggard has a better defensive technique. I think the theory is that if we get to seven down but still have Flintoff or Pietersen at the crease then Hoggard would be better at sticking around allowing the recognised batsmen to make runs. Although I'm sure that both Jones (2nd innings at Edgbaston) and Harmison (against the Saffers at the Oval in 2003) have hung around whilst Freddie filled his boots. Either way there's not much seperating them and Hoggard as batsmen so it doesn't really matter who bats where.

but why bring yourself down to his level? He obviously has the problem, you shouldnt have to change! Carry on being your nice pleasant self and just ignore the twat. 20275[/snapback] Because I can be a real bastard when I want to be and I want him to suffer. Fuck this turn the other cheek bollocks. :

Technically Jones has all the skills, he just occasionly drops a clanger. But he is getting more consistent. He's the wicketkeeping equivalent of Titus.

Oh yes!

I worry too much. I'm quite vain. Sometimes I feel I'm just too damned nice. I'm not being arrogant; a guy off my course plainly doesn't like me, I have no idea why. When the hospital teaching groups were announced in January he was in my group. Now as we're in these things for a year I thought I would make an effort with him. Six months down the line and he's still an ill mannered prick, so when uni starts again I'm going to be as hostile and insulting to the cunt as I should have been from January.

Yeah...you do them for free!

I think Strauss dropping Langer is going to cost us.

Queen - Don't Stop Me Now

I blame the women, utter filth.

On a similar note, I can't imagine for the life of me why anyone would want to drink that C2 (Carling 2%) crap. I think the idea is that someone wants to drink beer for the taste, without the innebriating after effects. Which is all well and good, but drinking Carling for the taste?!

Most high security buildings you have to infiltrate have air vents that are easily accessable, are wide enough for you to traverse comfortably and can take you to all manner of useful destinations. Oh, and for some inexplicable reason, they usually contain ammunition/first aid kits etc. How did they get there? Do rats hoard them? Your enemies are kind enough to leave barrels of gasoline next to any obstacle you have to clear. Your character has no difficulty moving despite carrying a pistol, submachine gun, shotgun, machine gun, sniper rifle, knife, rocket launcher, alien laser weapon, mine detector etc...

Only just seen this! It doesn't matter how many, just as long as everyone knows who was the first and is the best.

Beatles - In My Life

I like mixing popular sayings..eg "Does the Pope shit in the woods?" or "Let's make like a tree and split"

You Luque, Luque bastard!

Aaaaargh. Look on the bright side, at least we only have to put up with Souness for another four games or so.

I'm pissed off that Darren Ambrose has left too, but for different reasons.

No, and if you blab it I'll incinerate your copy of photoshop.

I'd invite Yoko Ono so I could poison the evil bitch.