luckyluke

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Can't wait for this, would be great to start the season with a win against Spurs. Actually glad it's on ESPN as it means I have to get off the sofa and leave the house to watch it!

Clearly.

Club shop accidentally destroy all the numbers apart from 1?

I've seen an atom.

There are much worse extreme views he could be passing onto his kids tbf. And once his daughter can comprehend GCSE level physics she'll realise he's talking shit before too long.

Ah the thorny issue of defining 'World Class'. Okay, if this is the best side in decades and we are one of the best sides in the world (clearly second to SA though) than I suppose you have to say our players are indeed 'World Class'. Thing is though, and I hate to talk the achievements of the cricket team down, is that we're not really in a golden age, especially when it comes to bowling. I think that Jimmy Anderson, who has eventually turned into a fine bowler, is regarded as one if the best in the world tells you that much. Of course, you can only beat who you play but in 30 years time are people going to look back at Pietersen the same way we now look at Botham, or even the still-playing Tendulkar, Kallis and Ponting?

Yeah it was at work, my girlfriend is quite willing so I don't have to resort to pharmaceutical persuasion.. ..anymore You can actually do some serious damage to yourself hoying things up there, I've heard of people perforating their bowel and ending up with a chunk of their colon removed and a colostomy bag. My mate anaesthetised one such unfortunate bloke who'd had an altercation with some sort of vegetable, he was in his seventies! If he's still getting up to that sort of kinky shit at that age then fair play to him tbh

What were they checking for?

Just that no-one did it before he started doing it so everyone else must have copied him. On a similar note of parental lunacy, my mum thinks she invented making conversation with people on the till at supermarkets. Mad, I tell you!

I've anaesthetised a woman so she could have a vibrator removed from her bottom.

Of course he is, I do the same. What makes him crackers is that he claims he INVENTED this practice! (doesn't help I misspelt the key word before, apologies!)

Was listening to five live about an hour before the closing ceremony, as people were streaming in to take their seats the reporter spotted the Brownlee brothers on a training run.

Let me know when you've inspired and led a wounded and humiliated country crippled with debt and sanctions to the point of being a great military power that controlled nearly all of Europe, obtaining near godlike reverence from its subjects. 'Genius' is perhaps overstating it a bit but dismissing his achievements would be a very dangerous thing to do.

Have you had people calling their kid 'Melena' before? We have (non medical types - melena is dark, tar-like stools resulting from partially digested bleeding from the stomach)

For their salvation?

Considering the position he reached and the position he led Germany to despite being so 'limited' you could argue that he was. Still a cunt though. And a shit painter.

Relies on all women giving birth in hospital though.

I've had enough of the cunting sixties after that closing ceremony.

I'd steer well clear of any programme that could potentially involve Virgin Media.

My car has a cup holder and a cd player which I'll bet the ones from the sixties didn't. They would make the journey easier.

The bellend did start the Moon Landings thread though.

I feel like doing that when they tell me they're calling it Neveah (Heaven spelt backwards!) or some shit.

That's Constable isn't it?

Like what? The remote control for the TV?