luckyluke

The adverts look good. The black lad in it is the spit of my mate but I don't know how to point this out without appearing racist

I love Glastonbury. Been three times, most recently last year. Weather was great. It can be a bit of a slog with all the crowds and trekking across it etc but if you get into it then it's fine. Depends on your mentality really. There is such an amazing amount of things going on that if you just go to see specific acts then you're sort if missing the point really.

No Shola???!!!

I'm not saying Mourinho is necessarily wrong but you have to take such comments made by a successful white manager with a pinch of salt.

it's just so fucking tragic

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/oct/03/lib-dems-investigation-tory-adviser-called-nick-clegg-wanker

"Dearly" deparded, hopefully?

I'm not sure who sounds like a bigger cock, Ashley (who's obviously taking the piss) or that reporter.

A kiss

Cunts.

They just had that lad who missed for Borough on the radio, apparently he didn't know his penalty was the decisive one before he took it. They're all cretins

I feel there's less top class players going into management these day, most of them choosing punditry. Why tear your hair out/give yourself a coronary when you can pick up easy money sitting on a sofa? I'm sure the huge sums players are paid now has an affect too.

Congrats, must be a huge relief.

It is but one of the most influential factors is going to be who you've got on the pitch, who the subs are and who you're playing. I'd have thought they make a bigger impact on what subs you make.

Or people just aren't in the mood for your grandiose but factually suspect statements.

It's similar on a very superficial level (ie five goals against Man U) but the contexts could barely be more different.

Did you hear that story on football weekly from Pardew's West Ham days? He was at a dinner and took someone else's plate from under there eyes, justifying it by saying "when you're the king, you can do what you like".

at Stephen Fry being mentioned in the same breath as Shakespeare and Wordsworth though.

I know some people are bit torn between wanting a win for the team and wanting a defeat to get rid if pardew, but a win (with continued protests) would be great as it would show the issues are bigger than one game.

Anyone heard of Mark Lauren? He used to train US special forces and basically believes gyms are for fannies. I came across his book, which led me to his app, which have 10 week workout programmes based on basic bodyweight exercises like push-ups, squats, pull-ups with variations to make them easier or harder - e.g push-ups go from hands chest height to waist height to knee height to classic to feet elevated, one armed, then "planche" (feet totally off the ground!). I'd got pretty flabby after nearly a year of no exercise and eating shit, but I'm about 6 weeks into the basic programme and already looking a trim as I was 12 months ago. The workouts only take 30 mins and you can do them all at home with basically no kit, no wasting time or money at gyms. The app is only 2 quid!

Dotpota. Brill

Sorry to hear that Stevie. Now make the most of it.

Poor guy. Hope Jonas recovers well, and of course you too toonotl.

Nothing in that article to suggest its headline is true, apart from "it is understood Pardew will remain in charge for the game against Hull".