luckyluke

the idea that you can actually patronise anyone. I was explaining the rationale behind shift allowance you fuckwit. You probably will be fucked but that will be more likely due to your as yet undiagnosed coronary artery disease than vindictiveness on our part.

I like the one where the thick one wears all the witty repressed one's clothes.

I suppose, but he's not an "out and out" striker so it's probably unfair to place the expectation on him to be as prolific as Ba, like it was for JDT to suddenly become Alan Shearer when the latter was injured.

I had McDonalds for tea last night, it was fucking mint.

Out of hours work is tiring, more difficult and causes massive disruption to a worker's life. It is, in effect, harder work. That's why it's paid more. Presumably CT, you would not be happy if I paid you the same fare to drive me to Aberwystwyth that you would charge me to take me a few miles. Imagine if we only paid Cath, J69, and myself a third of what we do now, or nothing at all, think of what else we could spend that on. I despise the the way you use 'taxpayer' in this context, as if you have some fucking right to dictate what I should and should not be paid for. I am not employed by you, and what my salary is is simply none of your fucking business.

Anyway I went to the gym this morning, you've got to love that 4th or fifth visit after a long break, where unlike the 1st-3rd your body's got used to it and you no longer feel like you've been runover by a bus, nor walk like John Wayne after he's been fingered by King Kong.

Who knows!

If you quote the post with it, you can copy the URL of the pic and put it in your browser ans view it directly - then you can enlarge it

Btw I think regarding Dan's predictable health lecture to the quite deliberate attempt to wind him up by J69, the word "chomp" has never been more apt!

My grab smoked 40 woodbines a day and lived until she was a hundred and seven. I used to swap my sandwiches with another kid for bourbon biscuits.

Haha, I don't think so.

It seems high to me too but 40kpw is a pittance in modern footballing terms.

How do much does that cost Brock? After years of pissing away money on sandwiches for work I've been taking soups to work. I've wondered about making my own, but in addition to all the time involved the ones I buy only cost me 50p-£1 so not really bothered.

I've been meaning to donate for ages, apologies.

Has ewerk deleted a post from here?

Was watching Embarrassing Bodies with the delectable Pixie McKenna, and was reminded of the phrase "I wouldn't her giving my nuts a once over". I assumed it was something I'd read in this thread, probably by Monkeys Fist. A trip to the bog, I open Viz and low and behold it was actually Roger Mellie. Sorry Fist

I think there are some things better left unseen.

Some women I work with were talking about the female equivalent of movember - Fanuary. The inconsiderate hags.

I know, the short handle has got me out of a spot several times. Others have not been so fortunate. We use equipment and techniques to cope with these problems but they can still fail, and with an increasing obesity epidemic they are more likely to.

Vajazzle?

Now there's an interesting mental image.

Extra shiny nail polish?