luckyluke

He looked very ill at the Olympics

Floats like a butterfly, stings like a bee.

I think it's incredibly difficult to decide where exactly the blame falls in such a huge, multifactorial clusterfuck but I think it correct to say that society （including Gazza) has definitely failed Himself

people's perceptions of allergy are one of the many banes of my life. "I'm allergic to anaesthetic" "so you're allergic to the idea of not feeling something?" (prolonged careful discussion follows to elicit history suggestive of extremely rare but quite serious reactions to certain anaesthetic drugs) "well I had an operation and fainted two weeks later so it must have been due to the anaesthetic" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHH

What's wrong with Southampton?

Real btw.

I don't particularly like listening to us on the radio (irrational superstition as opposition always seem to score when I turn it on) so I can sort of see where he's coming from but not watching them for the same reason just seems so weird.

If there was a smilie face sticking his thumb up his arse I would use it now. Child. I don't want to see any team go down, well apart from QPR, Villa, the Mackems, both the Manchester teams, Chelsea, Liverpool, and Arsenal.

There was a wink there, you fucking twat. I hope Reading do go down, just for you.

You need help, like an inverse Gazza. When in Paris a few weeks ago we went into the Nespresso shop on the Champs Élysées, funny as fuck, hundreds of those little cartons in display cases as if they were gold bullion, racks of the different colour ones behind the counters as if they were casino chips. There were these standing funnels which you stuck your nose into for a smell, and most weird of all these little negotiating tables with card machines - not sure what they were there for, presumably to arrange a direct debit or something so they were regularly delivered? Mad.

What dialogue between songs? It's all singing!

sort of makes you wonder what's the point in following a team if you won't watch them.

Makes Brock's irritating, oblivious-of-context championing of Reading slightly less infuriating too.

At least he's going to hospital. I doubt there's much medicine can do for him though tbh.

They all look the same eh? That Sammy's a racist bugger.

Flids. Sorry guys. 8 points behind the dippers then (who have one game in hand and a GD swing of +23).

Erm - from looking at the table?

Btw just look at the table now - 12th, 8 points clear of the drop and five points behind the wall pushers* in 7th. Eee-eye Eee-eye ee-eye oh... *who have two games in hand and a goal difference swing of +22 mind

And doesn't see women as having faces that he wants to punch (Allegedly?).

Very questionable facial hair from Keown.

Fucking hell, can we not forget about that for at least one day?

My girlfriend's a French/Spanish interpreter, I keep saying to her she should get a job at a football club, interpreting "it's a game of two halves"/"it's the result that counts" is a fucking swizz compared to what she does now!

"women"!

Wouldn't expect anything less from you.

= comprehensively found to be talking complete bollocks.