luckyluke

Decided to move away from big weights because fitness is more of a concern. High intensity interval training on the rower, treadmill, mat (super burpees!) and with smaller weights. Shorter session, easier to pick up and being in the girl weights session means you're next to some staggering clunge

You have a breathing tube placed in your mouth once you're asleep. This is secured by either taping or tieing it to your jaw. I suspect it may have been tied too tightly. It should settle within a few days.

You wouldn't have made it to the door. Glad you had a good experience.

It's an awful phase precisisely because it gives the ill-informed a way of increasing the authority and impact of their statements by implying that regardless of whoever else he impresses, Messi has failed to impress YOU and this is somehow significant. It's a classic case of an irritating buzzword spreading like a plague through pundits then being lapped up by morons. It is a lot more aggressive and arrogant a phrase than 'in my opinion'.

I'm sure he's fucking gutted like. I hate the phrase 'for me' almost as much as I detest the word 'banter'.

Who was it that said that of all our players, Shola is the worst to play against because he's so strong and you can't get the ball of him? Yet despite being a great servant, he is widely and correctly viewed as being an overall failure as a striker for his lacklustre displays and lack of goals. Stats may not tell the whole story but they canard a way of objectively judging a player's worth. Obviously judging on stats alone is daft.

Sadly ironic that this is in this thread; to the beeb/sky etc almost everything else is small time blather.

Cameron supports Villa so there's another fucking reason to see the cunts go

How'd you get a fat bird into bed? Piece of cake.

Oh yeah I know, I'm not saying she was. Typical journo's cunts trick though "oh yeah you'll be fine, just give us the story"

Very lucky that Leeds has two independent cinemas. Made a conscious decision to just stick to them. Fed up with multiplexes, their exorbitant prices and packs of wankers. Limits my choices a bit though. You get a fair amount of people seeing films on their own in there, plus they're just nicer places. So I'm more comfortable with the idea of seeing a film alone, particularly if the girlfriend is away (not seen a film with anyone else in nearly a year).

Chris Hunhe's wife found guilty of perverting the course of justice. The whole 'nailing him' thing has sort of backfired then. Although her motives were clearly revenge rather than confessional I do feel a bit sorry for her after the Times journo who convinced her to dob him in will presumably get away scot free - and after getting her story, of course.

Or is it ITV 3 + 1? Who knows...

It's not that you can't keep control of the toilet paper, but the momentum of the wipe could flick specks of shit ballwards. I've just made a deposit, when it came to wiping I made a tentative B-F approach but abandoned it on grounds of safety, completing the procedure F-B as standard. I then revisited B-F with the insurance of cleanliness. My main concern is that despite being not very hairy at all, I could easily propell flecks into the hairs that precede my balls by an inch or two. plus the back of my wrist is perilously close to the toilet rim. It just doesn't make sense to go B-F. The whole way your body is curved makes your arsehole the apex of a triangle; therefore the clearest 'exit' path is backwards. It's simply counter intuitive to go the otherway.

I implore my standing brothers to try sitting. The unparalleled access to your tea towel holder will be a revelation.

added to the at Taggart being "too distraught" to talk to the media. I think losing the title to City last season has rattled his cage somewhat.

Cheers. Not that I got much chance to read it last night!

Either that or they just realised there were better films in contention.

Not the worst decision in the world, probably worth a yellow

I write this as a lifelong stander. Over the last few weeks I've been experimenting with sitting. It has been a life changing experience. Not really suffered from the much feared butterfly effect previously so wasn't convinced by the arguments. What I have found is that by sitting you improve the access to your ring piece dramatically, perhaps by 100 percent. Standing closes of the angle so you end up using realms of paper. No more. Out of habit this evening, I forgot and stood up, as has happened on a few occasions during this time, where I would continue to wipe standing as normal. Tonight, I actually sat down again to wipe. This wasn't just staying where I was, this was making a choice to sit. Thank you toontastic, for without you I would never have made this change.

Please?

I can't decide what I like more, the pictures or the requests.

Oh yeah, I said well crafted but not award worthy. I can very much believe it was hyped for an Oscar but that says more about the awards than it does the film.

Why? I thought it was a well crafted thriller but had massive problems with it conceptually. Didn't particularly add anything I didn't know or would have guessed, or seem to comment on the rights/wrongs of the methods they used. I thought the footage from 9/11 and London was needless and manipulative.