luckyluke

RIP Pav. His poor family, at Christmas time and all.

Get in Bridget! That poll though. Nick Robinson couldn't stop himself from grinning, the fucking bullingdon cunt. Here's hoping it's wrong.

I'm fed up with all the acting awards going to biopics. It's not an impressions award

Happy birthday!

He said he was talking to himself about staying humble. Who knows what he actually meant when he tweeted, but that guardian article has made up its own mind. He's still a dick though. Re that other cunt KP he wouldn't have stopped our bowlers haemorrhaging runs against Australia or New Zealand. There's a lot wrong with the England ODI side that hasn't been fixed by dropping Cook and wouldn't be fixed by picking the saffer.

Hello everyone. Happy New Year I just thought I'd pop in to let you know what a fat bastard I am. 12 stone and 5'10. It doesn't sound like a lot but I've got a proper gut on me. bloody Christmas. 2015 will involve a lot of salad

Don't think there'll be many books written about this season by Liverpool fans (there were EIGHT written about last year apparently http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2014/nov/22/liverpool-suffering-luis-suarez-title-crystal-palace )

Budapest Gone Girl Dawn of the planet of the apes Gravity Sin City 2 (purely for Eva Green). I think the only others I've seen are 12 years a slave (which I found pretty boring) Lego movie (which was ok) and Lucy (fucking shit).

And fair play, while you're at it.

??? When he was fit he was a quite a player for us. I agree I'd have never picked him or Bramble as being interested in coaching, fair palsy to them.

Rodgers was booed as gamble of fielding a weakened team in Madrid doesn't pay off. We can go above them if we beat West Brom. Loving Liverpool's struggles, couldn't happen to a nicer manager or team.

Awesome

It'd be fucking great if we relegated Villa after 2009. When do we play them?

Rodgers being heavily criticised for his team selection. Resting players for a game at the Bernabau seems a bit shit really. Mind you if it's good enough for Pardew..

Chuffed for Pakistan, it must be shit to have all their games played abroad, and with all the spot fixing hoo har of recent years. And they did it without Ajmal, a big player for them until the ICC bothered to check if he chucked it.

Cattermole is always a foul away from a yellow card.

Great attitude Stevie. Keep it up.

Shola should never have had the career he had with us, he should have been nowhere near the first team when he was scoring those goals against the mackems. He's become a bit of a cult hero, due to those goals, his length of service and the fact it's just nicer not to be pissed off with someone all the time, ie if you're stuck with them you might as well be fond of them. It's like having an idiot, useless brother. He might ruin your parties, cost you loads of money and end up pissing you off with his uselessness even though you know deep down it's not all or at least not entirely his fault, but every now and then he shows glimpses of not being a feckless idiot like getting you a thoughtful present, and anyway he's still your brother and you still love him. But you wouldn't want another brother like that. Anyone having a career like Shola for us would be disappointing, I think it's bizarre to state you'd be happy if Sammy had one.

Thanks for the advice all. Wasn't too awkward. Clearly still a bit pissed with me though, even if she still of course lusts for me. Not that I'd jeopardise my very happy relationship or my career by doing her over the birthing pool, of course. Still got a great arse though.

I seriously doubt that's going to be an option.

Found out that tonight I'm working with an ex girlfriend who I dumped fairly brutally...it was nearly 4 years ago, but she was pretty angry...

Gone Girl. Fannytastic

Sorry thought I'd replied to this before. For all his name dropping Boycs clearly has as much an idea of what goes on in the England dressing room as you or I so to say he's hit the nail on the head is pretty wide of the mark iyam. (Mixed metaphors ftw!)

Ballotelli being reminded about the "culture of football at Liverpool". I would have thought that reminding him that racially abusing black people is accepted at LFC was a bad thing tbh.