Sicklee Sausage Roll

Clarence Seedorf

Dong Fangzhou (Man Utd)

I wonder if his dad will get to see him play against full ham.

I agree, January's a shit time to do business. Maybe he should have signed some defenders last June, July or August instead of thrashing out Duff's deal.

The one the other day where he was talking and then just went "........what was I talking about?" and sauntered off. Not all there. They'll find him wandering the streets in his pyjamas one of these days.

Martin O'Neil is losing the plot. With each post-match interview he gives, he sounds more and more like a confused old man. He can barely string a sentence together without stuttering or trailing off.

What's with the Black Cat avatar?

Genius

He hasn't spent a year in Sunderland, but he's getting the Mackem bitterness down to a tee.

Taylor's in a different league to Ramage, but I'm starting to grow tired of his over-enthusiastic, chest-puffed out 'this is a job for superman' style posturing.

Not the first time he's been involved in a rear-ending incident apparently. Great minds think alike...

Looks like he's rear-ended somebody.

He also has a pet chipmunk/beaver hybrid thingy, which I'm also quite envious of.

But it did achieve something - it had him in floods of tears. Aw diddums. Then he picks up his footballers wages, remembers he still plays for the toon, drives his sports car home, and SickleeSausageRoll is still posting on a geeky message board Which is why he gets no sympathy.

But it did achieve something - it had him in floods of tears. Aw diddums.

and for having lower teeth that resemble a small dog's.

shop photo shopped, tbqf.

Paul McShane has done fuck all since Hi-de-hi.

Did Keegan leave after the board refused to sign him?

Cech? From the hairdo I thought they'd signed David James.

Roeder is only saying he doesn't want players over 30 because Lauren - who turns 30 this week - and Sol Campbell turned us down.

The fans should back the players, but as Pattison clearly is a member of the public who's somehow blagged his way onto the pitch, feel free to shout abuse at him.

I'd get one, if I could a fort it.

Hey Roeder, leave those kids alone!