Sicklee Sausage Roll

I can believe it now.

Same thing happened to me, only I got back in before the 2nd half. I just thought it was the V+ box. Seems like you can't record the games.

Dyer: "Boss, there's something wrong with mine, it's not giving a reading."

Is that the secret love child of 'The Johnson'?

Too relieved to find it funny.

The Celtic, Juve, Sampdoria and Hull friendlies along with the two away games at Boro and Derby. Not costing me a penny.

Directly on the bedsheets, my side of bed. Saves time.

9/10 Sacrilegious got me.

I hope there's a release clause in whatever he's contracted.

The one on the left looks like he's getting his groove on.

Jenas, Bent and Keane.

That pic actually was Gemmil? I thought it was the guy off My Family/The BT Broadband adverts.

Why pay £500 to pass a test? Wouldn't it be cheaper to spend money on more lessons?

It's great. Loads of cheap t-shirts and stuff. Oh wait, that's Primark.

We'll have to sign some players with some backbone first.

71 so far

So long Bramble, don't let the door hit you on your gigantic arse on the way out.

Dunno, but I found Ray Parlour by the ringtoss.

That Man United have had 28 shots. Did someone forget to tell them it was a fixed match? I'm sure if any had went in, West Ham would've scored more - somehow

That

It's true. Apparently a lost and confused South African wandered onto the pitch and collided with him.

That's what you get for putting a nobody on the teamsheet.

Are you having a laugh? Milner is a greedy mercenary, while Parker is a hero?

Makes Shepherd look like a decent bloke.