Sicklee Sausage Roll

No wonder he got caught out; the FAI know a thing or two about grandmothers - it used to be the first thing they used to inquire about a player. (Hey, where's my friggin abattoir?)

They should get one of those IVAs If I'd kept my mortgage with them, and they went under, who would I owe money to? Sorry Mr Roll, the debt was sold to Mr Terry Knuckles, who has increased the rate to 30% Your kneecaps are at risk if you do not keep up repayments.

Not overly keen on Kid A and Amnesiac, but when Hail to the Thief came out, it was like, "Oh, so that's what they were trying to do." Thom Yorke's album 'The Eraser' is even better.

Cas and Dave, all the way.

Couldn't find wagon wheels for love nor money.

Unless you're referring to Matthew Perry's romantic comedy vehicle, using that phrase precludes you from having an opinion on the matter.

Great stuff. Unfortunately, grass is like Kryptonite to him.

Got a decent reception today.

How long has it been since we signed players that the other club were unhappy to let go?

Solano's playing his trumpet at the Park Hotel on Tuesday. He wouldn't have booked that gig knowing he was going?

Radio Five just interviewed the owner of the club, who said they had now revised their dress code.

On Owen Wilson's suicide attempt:

"Get your tits out for the lads" Is that it?! The way Slaven was going on, you would think someone had promised to rape her. Really? I've not listened to it, doesn't surprise me, the way they're going on about the whole thing you'd think they'd never been to a football match. It's the same every year actually. That was definitely the only thing sang at her. NUFC fans: "Get your tits out..." Boro fans: "Bet she was a looker in her day."

Mido just said they were drunk and daft, basically. From his quotes, he doesn't sound particularly angry about it. If anything he's pissed off about getting booked. Other people are getting offended on his behalf.

The Zapper, or the Remote.

They've airbrushed out the rope attaching her to the bike.

When Gibson initially got them to sign on inflated wages, why didn't he realise then what Mercenaries they were and that they'd piss off at the first decent opportunity?

Looks like it rides up on the left hand side. No thanks.

I couldn't hear any booing.

Might have a look in the autotrader, and give someone a ring. "Seeing as it's 10 years old, can I have it for nowt?" And see what reaction I get.

Piss poor excuse. Wasn't giving a toss about his family when he was shagging around and getting other women pregnant.