Sicklee Sausage Roll

Don't be daft, man. He's 75. Where's the residual value?

Ear-shattering sound with no control over volume. 6/10 Becccckkkkhaaaaaam!

Comical Llambias "We told you in January Keegan wasn't in control of transfers and that we were under financial restraints."

I don't see how implicating Keegan in their blatant deception absolves them of any responsibility.

Utter horseshit. Ashley himself has said Keegan decided who we signed and promised money would be spent. Now, suddenly we've got no money, and Keegan only 'motivated' the players. Complete revision of what was said previously. Lying, devious cunts.

Who did that, Neil Buchannan?

Common People by Polyp He came from Bucks, looked like ‘Lukewarm’ from ‘Porridge’ I studied childcare at North Tyneside College, that's where I caught her eye. He told me that he was loaded I said in that case I'll have a rum and coke-cola. He said fine and in thirty seconds time he said, I want to stand with the common people Wear the shirt like the other common people do, I want to drink with common people I want to stand with common people like you. Well what else could I do - I said I'll see what I can do. He bought them drinks at the Bigg Market I don’t know why but he had to start it somewhere, so it started there. A year later Kevin asked for money, Mike just laughed and said oh you're so funny. He said yeah? Well we wont see anyone else smiling out there. Are you sure you want to live like common people You want to see whatever common people see Squeeze more money from the common people, One crappy year, then make them pay for three? But he didn't understand, he just smiled and waved a grand. Put your fat in a toon top, shave your hair, look like a slob With your cronies, Wise the tool, make our King look like a fool. But still you'll never get it right 'cos when we’re stuck here watching shite - play like West Brom, Stoke and Hull You could call an Arab to fucking sell it all. You'll never live like common people You'll never do what common people do You'll never fail like common people You'll never watch our season slide out of view, and you can dance, drink and screw Because there's no work next day for you.

I dont do avatars, but if I did..... can I use that one? I like it Do you see a copyright on it? Do what you like with it.

He's a billionaire, so it's understandable that he lives an extravagant lifestyle. What I don't understand is how he needs an extra £50 a season off little old me.

Now that we want Ashley to sell up, is negative press such a bad thing?

It's scary to think there are individuals with so such money that you can't type it on a calculator without an 'E' appearing. What's stopping him from just buying Brazil and using it as a 'feeder country'?

Really pleased that Shearer turned it down. Had a feeling he was gutted he didn't get it after BSA left, and was worried temptation might get the better of him. He would have been letting KK down associating himself with those tossers, and setting himself up for a big fall.

Sorry for hijacking the thread, but: http://img393.imageshack.us/my.php?image=seasonfuckedvh4.jpg

I second that emotion Any chance of a full-size version Sicklee? http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3280/283062...7b1ae81.jpg?v=0 http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3244/283160...b6f5c29.jpg?v=0

Fiddling while Rome burns.

'Send us your name and season ticket number' Aye, righto. Would you like my bank account number and sort code while you're at it.

We should all ring up India and pester them to buy our club. I don't think it'll work, I just want to see how them fuckers like it.

Considering we played with 8 men, 3-0 was pretty respectable.

He's still in that no man's land... always class for the U21s or against Championship sides, we rarely see the Milner we saw tonight against Prem teams sadly. Exactly. A few dances round a couple of no-hopers, a few scuffed shots and a flukey cross/shot doesn't convince me.

What? You couldn't get through to one of their four - count 'em - four dedicated lines?

That's pretty good, actually.

Pattison thought Roeder had said "Everyone into training on Monday, drive, Ginge early."

He went in to training on his day off. Not only was he charged with drink-driving, but also resisting a rest.