Sicklee Sausage Roll

coco pops?

Me gaffer says the bin wagon doesn't have one.

Your best one, and you've spent the rest of your life trying to re-live it.

Meenzer's:

bouncebackability

562.2

Make that two people.

That's a smashing boiler you've got there - how much did it set you back?

You can buy the guy's album! Clicky

Mark Hughes. Dirty, cheating, whinging get. Exactly what I'd think of Shearer if he wasn't playing for us. Legend.

They always use the argument "But it's natural!" Yeah, but so is taking a dump, but if I tried that in a crowded eaterie, I'd be arrested.

Some of those pics could be useful for mock-up press conference pics.

Goes by the name of sarah. 4788[/snapback] FFS, you're the one bitching about how crap your relationship was and how much you hated her. Let it drop man, makes you look bitter. She appears to be taking it far better than you. 4818[/snapback] Err, she was the one who acused me of rape. 4898[/snapback]

I want that as my ringtone.

(another woman who expects to be put on a pedestal) Sorry love, I'm not into the 'playing a lute outside your window at 3am' type of horsehit to feed your ego, high-maintenance girl...

Wtf? Can you not wait before you get home to have a wank?

VCRs are like, so 90's...

We need to keep the wage bill as low as possible to maximise profits and ensure Freddy gets a large dividend payment. Every time we get close to having any sort of depth to the squad, Freddy sees it as money wasted that he could have.

Makes total sense, if you ask me. What's the point in paying his wages, if we've got no intention of playing him? Freddy's been holding out for a transfer. This loan deal is the last option, after nobody wanted to pay out for him. We've been suckered into paying over the odds for someone with hardly any professional experience, on the basis of performances against under-21 opposition, which included world-beaters such as Jonathan Greening and David Prutton. His slow-pace and physically unimposing style is completely incompatible with the English game which doesn't give him the luxuries of time and space which he requires. Quibbling over transfer fees makes no sense if the alternative is forking out millions in wages to inactive players. Hugo is hardly going to attract clubs being stuck playing at Kingston Park is he?

Just as long as it's not freakishly small. 4752[/snapback] DAMMIT!

[misogynistic?]Why do the NSPCC ads portray men as angry bullies/sexual predators, but women are presented in a sympathetic light? (Mrs Roll's hypothesis - Being experts in the field, they know what abuses are more prevalent, but they raise more money picking on the popular target, rather than the one which is more realistic. That way they get people worked up against evil men, but invest the money saving children from lousy mothers.)[/misogynistic?]

I wonder what odds I'd get at the bookies that he'll be married with kids within the next 10 years.

Jesus is a freak. He calls his Dad's name out when he comes.