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http://www.guardian.co.uk/theguide/columni...1542702,00.html

Kids should be made to attend school until they can achieve at least a G.C.S.E. C grade in English, Maths, Science, Geography and History. (That's probably what you get for writing your name properly now...) All the ones who lag behind can stay on into their twenties, without the privileges of being an adult.

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I'd advise wearing a hard hat when walking around the quayside, then.

Dixons? The tossers tell you, "what if it breaks down in two years?" I'd say "Well, I'd better go elsewhere, 'cos you obviously think your own goods are shoddy," You've got a legal right for a product to last a reasonable amount of time, regardless of what their waste-of-paper warranty says.

Applying for night school in September. Are you a 'mature' student, Alreetlike?

I concur

Sorry, no idea...

She pissed on his chips, which he'd carelessly left in a gutter.

Don't mock the gif.

He just leathered it. Non-league keeper, big deal.

I don't know what's scarier...

This thread is dying on it's arse, so I'll post a full pic of me... It's not very flattering - It makes me look about 5 stone heavier than what I am.

Reading -

Do you mean masochistic? How can it be an awkward silence if you are revelling in it?

He was quick enough to heap praise on Enoch Powell.

Derek contemplated how he could check the pawn whilst surreptitiously moving his bishop. or "I see you're employing the 'Stockholm Gambit', previously used by Spassky in 76'..." or Despite going through all the possible moves in her head, Brenda felt she had missed something that could leave her completely exposed. or "Cheb... ...sorry, check-mate." or Derek rued his decision to sell his Twister game on Ebay.

Some lass did that this morning without the step back. Luckily I swerved. Green light means I can go, biotch.

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date 8085[/snapback] Yet another thread taken over by the 'love triangle'. 8 out of 10 cats is on, must dash... Edit: Kate Garraway!

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£5 to get in? It'll be full of charvas. No thanks.

Total cop-out.