Sicklee Sausage Roll

Jimbo, when you are at other peoples' house watching tv, do you instinctively go to rewind the tv and then realise they haven't got sky+? It's like I've lost a limb. It's a phenomenon similar to the feeling you get when you use a mouse without the wheel.

One of those poxy little battery-operated fridges, that only accomodate about two cans of pop.

Russel Grant pub mirror

chintz

shoe horn

Glade plug-in

architraving

wainscotting

joists

broadband connectivity

running water

I'd rather have Clark in the squad than Faye or Butt, so it's an improvement really. I see Robert and Bellamy turned the match for their sides today...

3-1 to Charlton

2-1 Charlton! Murphy!

Technically, isn't that clip an indecent image of a child?

I always thought Yobo was a decent player, but that was fucking shoddy.

Same here. I got through in time to see Van Nistlehorse's goal.

"Garlic bread?" - Thierry Henry

If Anthony wins, he'll buy some magic beans with the money though...

"A Daily Star and 20 Regal please...." - Graeme Le-Saux

"I have no influence on decisions made at NUFC, for I am merely a humble scribe." Alan Oliver

I refer the honourary gentleman to the striker bar in the picture could add the line in somewhere though. 11365[/snapback] Doh!

You should do one with players missing. "More players availiable January 2006"

Graeme Souness - "A lot of decisions went our way today, but my poor choice of tactics ultimately lost us the game..."

...with the registration E5 MRE. Going up Mosley Street. What's the odds that's Emre's motor?