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Dyer Parker Emre Rozenhal Faye Milner Given the fatman's whining regarding the transfer fees still to be paid, am I right to assume we were paid in Cadbury's Buttons for these players?

We can get bigger attendances during a crisis than Sunderland get after a transfer spree. Their backers seem convinced they're worth investing millions in, so we must be worth the trouble.

I don't see how anyone can believe this utter horseshite. How would we be in so much debt over transfers? Do they go as far back as Paul Kitson or something?

Ashley opens his mouth and bullshit follows. He paid off our debt, but we're still in debt. Keegan's in charge, but he's not really.

Wtf does that mean? He's either said it or he hasn't. So basically, they say that a mate of Ashley says Ashley might say something? Wow, what a story.

Just off to the landfill, see if I can find my season ticket.

Alf Garnet loved him when he was at West Ham.

Tiny Wanker - Song by Elton Square, Lyrics by Bertie Tarpaulin. Ashley‘s shady, he thought maybe, Kev would fool the fans Dennis Wise, boss-eyed dial, half the height of a man Little dreamer, the cockney schemer has an evil plan And now the teeny, weenie meanie, tiny wanker knife in hand Benwell freaks out in the street Season tickets that we’ve bought Terry Mac gets the sack At least Guti’s not too bad Howay man lets make a stand In the auditorium Looking on and singing songs The words we know, the tune we hum Mikey are you for real Lying here to get in the clear Fuck you and your sad cronies and we say Ashley, phoney Get rid of the tiny wanker He’d be dead if I had my way Fans write on their sheets of linen and David Craig is on his way

I've got a bad feeling nothing of any note will happen. We'll get a crap turnout - as per Bolton, but only a minority will refuse to by food/drink. We'll give Hull a pasting and everyone will act as if everything is rosy in the garden again. I couldn't care if we win or lose on Saturday, and I couldn't give a toss what puppet they'll place in the dugout in the near future.

Violent Hill by Coldsore Was the first day of September The worst window I remember Just Xisco Xisco Clearly I remember From the tv they were watching At the mongs in their droves. When the protest’s on a bedsheet By a carnival of idiots on show You'd better lie low So Mike Ashley, Why did King Kev go? Was a cold and wet September When the word came out that Keegan Left his job We felt robbed The club then smeared our idol Maybe Kev should sue for libel As the ‘FACTS’ were held aloft Terry went in honor and then Sadler left the ground A big fat lie unfolds So Mike Ashley, Why did King Kev go?

Buy them and wear on holiday. After you come back, rip one of the sandals apart. Go back to the shop and kick off, saying you fell over because they were faulty, and you probably should claim compensation. Get your money back (If the Police are reading, this is a joke)

Great video; rich and compelling. Here are some song lyrics - No apologies if you're not familiar with the song; It's the Beatles ffs. I'm sure it's on Youtube. Mean Mr Ashley Mean Mr Ashley at St James' Park Says Kev's in charge then denies it later Spending less than those down the road Raids the club shop for his clothes Signing players Kev doesn't know Such a greedy fat man, Such a lying con man.

Unfortunately 19 games of football is all you pay for - there are no attached promises of anything else. False advertising, if you ask me.

If Keegan's claims are vindicated, I reckon a class-action law suit is in order. Every season-ticket holder should band together to get their money back off Ashley, if it's found he deliberately misled us.

Probably saved you £1000-£1500 there. That quite a... ...oh never mind.

In bad taste?

Aye, but the debt being paid off tells you the money owed on players isn't the handicap they'd have us believe. It's just something to bash the old regime with and use as an excuse for not spending much at all in net terms. I know you weren't sticking up for the board here btw. I still maintain it's the personnel creating the problem here and not the structure though. Well I'm not sure about Keegan's relationship with Wise - I really have no idea. However I think Kevin is right in saying that the manager should be 100% in charge - It scares the living shit out of me that Dennis Wise has more influence than the tea lady at this club - never mind the fucking manager. He's been running the whole show from a phone box in Charing Cross. Sublime.

It's not particulary funny in anyway, but:

Probably true.

With Keegan gone, Derek 'Scrooge' Lllambias instructs his P.A. Sandra to conduct transfer dealings. http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.ph...da685ca159b553d

Due to Kevin's increasingly odd demands, things come to a head and he has to go. http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.ph...48d776102eba25b Fearing for his safety, Ashley employs Ian Mckellan as his new receptionist http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.ph...d91d16ccf57559c

Out partying in New York, Ashley is unaware of the outrage back in Newcastle, and makes a terrible mistake when he returns home... http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.ph...56fb895ba3b7c31

Deadline day passes, and for Kevin and Terry, things are looking a little desperate. http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.ph...a0f1777dd6714c0 Anil Ambani completes takeover and calls for a press conference... http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.ph...3cc9199758cca82 As Kevin walks, an upset fan vents her spleen http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.ph...dff9de664558b76