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He's a drug pedaler.

Aye, but according to God, Nietzsche is dead.

Superb stuff. There's a film coming out called "Shooting Shona". Obvious change there. "Must love dogs" is a romantic comedy coming out this summer. "Corpse bride" (Dougie was taking no chances after his messy divorce.) "A history of violence"

When the renewal forms are sent out next May, why don't we take the same approach as Mr Shepherd - Send him a letter offering £200 for your season ticket. Then up it to £300 in July. If he doesn't cave in by August, you've saved yourself nearly £500.

I always move to the right if it's free.

If I was a player who wanted to make a fast buck putting in very little effort, yes. If I was a player with ambition, no. If I was a rich man, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-naaa.

Aye, and the moon landings weren't real either. I know this 'cos some bloke told me.

Jenas Taylor Boumsong I might change this after seing the game again on tv. Boumsong made some timely interventions, but I feel his hesitancy to head the ball caused problems. Parker looked a little sluggish. Not fully fit yet. Jenas had his best game in donkey's years. Baba looked good for Baba standards. Carr alright going forward when they bothered to use that side, not so good at the back. Milner and N'zogbia did the Dyer trick of looking busy with little end-product. Given's kicking was shocking, he looked a bag of nerves. Thankfully he wasn't tested much. Shearer looks off the pace. He looked tired in the second half and made a few uncharacteristic errors. Taylor was good, in a no-nonsense 'if in doubt, fling yersell at the ball' sort of way. He's a bit like Dabizas, but with better timing.

Luque? That's more than Luque!

Did anyone else read about Emre and Dyer's injuries? It said that Dyer was going to Munich to see Dr Hans Muller Wolfhart, who in the past has used a fluid obtained from a cock's head on some of his patients. Meenzer will be asking if there are any 'openings' in the physio department.

His style might be better suited there. He seemed to play better in europe.

Always the blokes fault...

Anyone know who the slasher/rapist is yet?

is that really something that you should be telling us? 14001[/snapback] It's on topic.

there we go ... just thought i'd quote this so that we'd have it on the new page too 11082[/snapback] C'mon, you know that only works for this pic: 13974[/snapback] Meenz....take a look at both of those pics again. Surely hetero is worth one last try! 13988[/snapback] Have you gave the other side a chance?

A lass I was with (for a very short time) had shaved her pubes. She thought it made her sexy, but I thought it looked like a plucked chicken and inferred crab removal. Stubbly n'arl. I wish I hadn't recalled that particular memory. It makes me feel quite sick. I've fingered a 12 year-old as well. (When I was 10)

and when he was finished, his goatee had mysteriously vanished...

Are women all latent dykes? 13889[/snapback] Not at all....why do you say that? cos i dont like body hair? 13897[/snapback] It's a slippery slope man... Women want a bloke to spend loads of money on clothes and beauty products like he's some kind of tart. Expect him to have a £40 haircut and no body hair. They want us to be 'in touch with our feelings', which to them is being emotionally unstable and blubbing over the slightest thing. Look at the men women drool over - David Beckham, Johnny Depp, Jude Law. Fucking androgynous pussies the lot of them. Stop trying to emasculate us! Edit: Right, I'm off to Asda with the wife.

Yeah, it's not masturbation, it's displacement.

Are women all latent dykes?

Tried to put my fist through a fire door once. Broke my knuckle. Pulled the tendons in my thumb slamming my car door. Put my foot through a wall, (plasterboard and battening) which I intended to remove later anyway. Snapped a faulty keyboard over my knee.

Down with Cycle Paths!

its been done -its called Liverpool 13760[/snapback] Ridges has been the 'Meadowell' for years now...