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Kanye "Voice of the oppressed" West, admiring his Nike trainers.

It wasn't Chris Rock, it was Chris Tucker. I guess they all look the same to you. Poor people are the victims of the flooding, including white people. The fact that the poor are predominantly black has been a problem long before Bush came into power. How come the public have to raise money to help people? There always seems to be plenty money in the kitty to buy fighter planes and bunker busters.

Do you drink a lot of coke, by any chance?

Yes I did.

Maybe if black people got off their arses and voted, they might get a president more sympathetic to their needs.

I love how black people can be victims by association. He's got nothing in common with those people, other than skin tone. Kanye doesn't care about poor white people.

*Ring-ring* Nobby's girlfriend - "Hello?" Nobby - *Toot-de-toot* "Alreet pet?" Nobby's girlfriend - "Nolberto, I'm glad you rang, I've got something to tell you..." Nobby - *rasp* "What is it flower?" Nobby's girlfriend - "Im...pregnant..." Nobby - "Get rid of it." *Parp*

Not racist, but ethnocentric.

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Yeah, what a nice guy. Cheated on his wife, and made his girlfriend abort his child. Top bloke!

If the mother did do it, someone is bound to say that she was pushed to the edge by her hard life. It wasn't like she was acting out of desperation. She could have given the child up. The only motive I can think of is wanting the attention and sympathy of other people. Munchausen syndrome by proxy?

Legend. No coincidence that Sewpa Kev's goals dried up after Niall was finished. He made Phillips look world class, in the same way Beardsley made Cole look like a world-beater.

The board is really clever with it's binge/purge tactic in the transfer market. People only remember the signings. People think of the money Keegan spent, but we recouped all the money we spent on Ferdinand, Asprilla, Ginola, Kitson, and Sellars. We made a profit when we sold Gillespie, Batty, Beresford, Hottiger, Venison, Fox, Huckerby and Mathie. We made £12 million from Howey, Clark, Watson and Elliott. Dalglish didn't do too badly either. Big flops Tomasson, Guivarch and Anderson were sold for roughly the same price as they were signed. We actually made a profit on Ketsbaia! We made £5 million from Hammann.

You forgot a couple 26713[/snapback] Ambrose and Solano came/went for roughly the same value as the were bought/sold. So I didn't include them as they were cancelled out. I didn't realise we got a fee for Bernard though.

Whose opinion would you respect? Non-entity who has probably made fuck-all from football? Premiership chairman who has made millions from the game? If he's such a whizz with the numbers, he'd figure this out: Seasons 03/04, 04/05, and the current season Sold Cort £2 million Lua Lua £2 million Speed £1 million Woodgate £14 million Jenas £8 million Hughes £1 million O'Brien £2 million Bellamy £5 million £35 million Bought Boumsong £8 million Emre £3 million Parker £6 million Faye £2 million Babayaro £1 million Butt £2 million Milner £3.5 million Luque £9.5 million £35 million Before we bought Owen, we'd spent nothing on transfers. We recouped every penny. We've got Butt, Viana and Robert to shift in the summer, and Bowyer, Milner and Harper could go too. Shepherd will keep his powder dry next summer, and probably collect £10 million for all those. £6 million spent in 3 seasons, hey big spender!

It's a bit harsh criticising the Cort, Viana and Bassedas purchases. All the other big spending Premiership sides have wasted money. Man Utd - Kleberson, Forlan, Djemba Djemba, Taibi , Veron Arsenal - Jeffers, Wiltord, Richard Wright Liverpool - Biscan, Diao, Diouf, Kewell Chelsea - Sutton, Veron, Mutu, Bogarde

What the hell was attractive about Robert? He looks like the bleeding village idiot. Stick him in a jester costume and get him to do that silly dance he did when he scored and he'd look the part. 26603[/snapback] I don't get it either. My wife was gutted when he left. Especially when we were away on holiday when he did the striptease. Maybe if I bang my face off the coffee table a few times, my mouth will resemble someone with Down's syndrome, and the missus will be happier. (Maybe I just prefer men with purdy mouths ) 26624[/snapback] He doesnt personally do anything for me, as he's too smoothy looking, but surely you can see he's good looking? 26626[/snapback] He's good looking, in a Joey Deacon sort of way...

What the hell was attractive about Robert? He looks like the bleeding village idiot. Stick him in a jester costume and get him to do that silly dance he did when he scored and he'd look the part. 26603[/snapback] I don't get it either. My wife was gutted when he left. Especially when we were away on holiday when he did the striptease. Maybe if I bang my face off the coffee table a few times, my mouth will resemble someone with Down's syndrome, and the missus will be happier. (Maybe I just prefer men with purdy mouths )

Nearly didn't. Didn't send the renewal form off, and they sent me a reminder.

That was sorted back in January and an agreement was made letting Ball back into the picture for the the second part of last season as well as already having played 4 times this season. 26100[/snapback] I stand corrected.

Shearer has Derren Brown style mind powers, and can convince anyone to join us.

Bobby always subbed him, no matter how well he played. Robert's place was sacrosanct.

Rangers would have to pay Everton a bit more, if Ball reached a certain amount of appearances. I don't think he's played in a while.