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What a fucking cheek. We had a game called off when his mother didn't bother to buckle up.

75 miles and you use the tunnel too? Selfish bastard! Don't you realise that the second tunnel will bring misery to Jarrow residents? Dole-scroungers and single-mums will be rudely awakened by people selfishly making their way to work in the early hours of the morning. Why don't we all take their moral high-ground and stop working? I'm sure we'll be able to live on the fresh air.

Don't car thieves get a tag, or get an ASBO now?

Yeah, especially the velvet revolution.

Total bollocks. He was getting selected for England whilst being with us.

GCSE Psychology and GSCE Sociology. Dipping me toe in, see if it interests me. I'm going to become a sandal-wearer - I've even taken to reading the Guardian. It's a bit hard reading these 'quality' newspapers. I'm still on Chapter 2 of Wednesday's. 31183[/snapback] ten thousand welcomes m'boy 31743[/snapback] I see they've changed the size for me. That's nice of them...

I'm going for an aptitude test tomorrow at Newcastle College. They've advised me to take an HEFC, and I'll probably choose Psychology. The person I spoke to reckoned I should just take the one now, to see how I get on with the workload. As I'm getting a higher qualification than the one I originally applied for, I don't mind the delay.

Derek Wrong will sort him out. I can see Dyer, Emre and Luque struggling to reach 20 appearances this season between them. 31352[/snapback] ... with Owen's history of hamstring injuries, I fear the worst already. 31390[/snapback] Don't worry. Derek's gladstone bag has leeches and a rusty saw just in case emergency treatment is necessary.

Derek Wrong will sort him out. I can see Dyer, Emre and Luque struggling to reach 20 appearances this season between them.

We don't have the players to play that system. Did we play that way to accomodate Bramble? Why play Faye ahead of Bowyer, or even Clark for that matter? Bramble and Boumsong looked a bag of nerves.

to rotate all my glassware, so that they point towards Mecca.

Wear a cravat, and make sure your collar is adequately starched, to avoid being mistaken for one of the lower orders.

GCSE Psychology and GSCE Sociology. Dipping me toe in, see if it interests me. I'm going to become a sandal-wearer - I've even taken to reading the Guardian. It's a bit hard reading these 'quality' newspapers. I'm still on Chapter 2 of Wednesday's.

Tyne Metropolitan (Wallsend) I've been ringing round and e-mailing frantically, trying to sort something out.

Both my courses at college have been cancelled due to 'low enrolment'. That's understandable, but what boils my piss is that they sent me the letter telling me this TWO DAYS before my course was due to start. ON A FUCKING WEEKEND so I can't call them for a refund, or call another college to quickly organise my courses elsewhere. Why wait till the last minute before telling me? They should have a cut-off date before the course starts, to allow people to make arrangements if something like this happens. It's like they don't want other colleges getting your business, so if they can't accomodate you, they sabotage your chances to go elsewhere. Inconsiderate cock-ends, the lot of 'em.

I've had two dogs. When my first one died, I found it stiff as a board behind a chair, where it had lay down to keep warm. My second dog had to be put down as it's organs were failing or summit. Didn't feel upset or owt. In fact I was slightly amused by the first one.

My parents' sky has been like that for a while, and they haven't got sky+. Mine's just changed today.

Someone should contact Houston and tell them to send some of the evacuees to Kanye's 'crib'. It has plenty of spare rooms, and I'm sure he'll put up a few of his 'brothers' for a few months while they get back on their feet.

Abusing servers makes baby Jesus cry.

Sarah Ferguson's daughter Beatrice supposedly has dyslexia. She got an A* in her GCSE history exam. I would have too, had they given me an extra 25% of time to complete the exam, and half the questions were about my family.

I see you've changed your avatar from a look-a-like of yourself, to a doppelganger of the missus.

Most of the uproar will come from unqualified people. How dare someone with years of experience working in psychology speak about the subject.