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Comedian Lee Evans has set a world record for a solo act performing to the biggest comedy audience. "When I started out 20 years ago I could never have imagined that I would be selling out more nights at Wembley than Coldplay," said Evans. Considering the members of Coldplay weren't out of short trousers, never mind forming the band, I'm not surprised. Stupid twunt.

Cheers.

Could someone post this smilie please?

The similarities to Mariah Carey are uncanny.

I reckon he looks like Ms Dynamite Tee-hee.

Dawn French was on 'Parkinson' and spoke of a new series where she looks at 'comedy heroines'. That'll be a long series, I thought. Victoria Wood (what a fucking surprise) and Roseanne Barr. What a hoot, eh? I hope they don't include Jo Brand and Rhona Cameron, as I may have to have my sides sutured.

It's great that they're using the old fanfare. I feel like running around a playground using my coat as a cape. Probably get arrested now. Dur, dur dur dur dur, durrr durrr durrr...

Are the tickets hypothetical? Do they exist?

Fender, Gibson? Electric, acoustic? 57903[/snapback] Electric - Gibson SG, ebony.. £509.99 was the cheapest I could get it, but with Christmas coming etc I really shouldn't have bought it. My mam's going to go mental when I tellher she has to be in the house when it gets delivered. 57905[/snapback] Jammy bastid. Get a hard case if you didn't get one with it. (Cracking deal if you did.) The bit between the neck and headstock is very prone to snapping off.

I see the former members of Take That have resorted to working as call centre staff now.

Fender, Gibson? Electric, acoustic?

But Max and Paddies Road to Nowhere was a bit of disappointment 57868[/snapback] Aye it didn't quite have that something which Phoenix Nights had, although the fact that it was always going to be compared to Phoenix Nights didn't help like. 57892[/snapback] The episode with the farting pig was about as funny as Last of the summer wine.

Just watched a granny in a sparkly frock singing Madonna's new song. What a good sport that old biddy was.

Sad news, but I'd love to go to the funeral, climb on top of the coffin and slap my hand down one, two, three for the pin. It would also be great if someone burst into the service and brayed the priest with a foldy chair.

I'll reserve judgement untill I've seen the rest of the series.

I'd be ashamed if I got chinned off an accountant.

Sky+ Blueyonder combo for me, like. My house is full of smoke, 'cos I don't like them unsightly chimneys on my roof.

57113[/snapback] I completed Super Mario, so that makes me a qualified plumber then.

And you were calling me a closet case!? I don't wanna know about these gay parties you go to tbh. 56642[/snapback] Gay parties are alright, but don't stay long enough for the conga line...

that must have taken forever! 56506[/snapback] You just know that was done at work. No one would waste their own time doing that.

You listening Brock ? 55881[/snapback] I'll have you know he was one of my faves when I was 8 years old. Back when there was little talking and when I watched the 'sport'. 55904[/snapback] Sport ? You are having a fucking laugh ! 55916[/snapback] you missed the inverted commas... Perhaps I should've been more obvious and said panto. 55926[/snapback] His eyesight went a long time ago Brock. And we all know why. 55929[/snapback] Aye doing a bit of wrestling of his own 55941[/snapback] Pulling himself round the ring, if you will. 55945[/snapback] Headlock, followed by a bodysplash...

Excuse me (you fucking wanker) for expressing a bloody opinion! You seem to have a real fucking problem with me eventhough ive done fuck all to you (cocksucking twat) So lets take it outside and i can personally give you the pasting you are fucking asking for!! Oh and dont let the fact that im female and old deter you! 55928[/snapback] Do you suffer from subliminal tourettes?

He had a weird nickname, iyam...