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Carrrrick! 3-2

Solako looks chuffed.

Sunderland save penalty.2-2 and Villa score at the same time.

Spurs 2-1

Shearer clips the bar!

Hobbit booked for diving. Everton 2-0 up now.

Ridgewell's fourth penalty conceded in five games. Get him signed Souey!

No he wasn't. edit: Spurs equalise.

Shearer 1-0 Buries the ghost.

penalty!

I read up to page 760(1) last year(2) and got sidetracked. If I want to get back into it, I'll have to start all over again for it to make any sense. Tbh, a lot of it is a chore to get through, but you have to wade through it all, because some seemingly pointless little detail you may have missed - or forgotten because it's so bloody long-winded - will become important later in the story. The whole book is an espièglerie(3). I found myself laughing, not at the story, but the farcical way it has you sifting through the notes at the back of book. Half of the book is drivel which you end up trudging through to get to the good stuff. It's a lot of hard work for a little reward, which for a book about addiction, is probably appropriate. Unless you're eidectic(4), i'd try to read the whole lot in big chunks over a short space of time. It's so complex, you'll end up re-reading stuff you've forgotten if you try to space it out too much. For a translator, this is probably like nudie pics to Jimbo(5). Notes and errata 1- When I looked at the book again, I realised that I hadn't finished the book, and the bookmark inside showed where I'd got up to. 2 - May 2004, when I broke my hand and spent a few weeks off work. 3 - espièglerie - A mischevious trick. 4 - Photographic memory, eidetic memory, or total recall, is the ability to recall images, sounds, or objects in memory with great accuracy and in seemingly unlimited volume. 5 - Legendary connoisseur of pornography/recipient of frequent stroker miles.

Were you bumming your mate like? 61686[/snapback] Anyway I can have women for mates Gemmill, suppose not all do though 61687[/snapback] Behind a theatre? Did you take her up the actors' entrance?

Rikko, do you not like Chemistry then? I really loved the subject, and found it incredibly easy as a result. Unfortunately starting Medicine at Uni meant there was no way to take it further. Anyway, you're right to be doing it, there's not many jobs available to Geography graduates - I think most end up as PE teachers. 61646[/snapback] Didn't know you studied medicine - are you qualified, or do I take it you started but dropped out? 61663[/snapback] Passed my pre-clinical exams, and then dropped out for a lot of reasons - partly my own bad health (resolved now thankfully) but more honestly because I didn't like patients! I then focussed on research, getting a degree and PhD in pharmacology. I now advise GPs on what drugs they should use amongst other things - basically evidence-based medicine, if you ever get interested in that I'd be happy to give you some pointers in it. The Maths (i.e. statistics) came in useful in the end. 61665[/snapback] Degree in pharmacology, but cannot work out the price of a train ticket.

I've seen Jo Enright live, she was funny. Other than that, I bow to your greater knowledge. It was a criticism of the mainstream comediennes, the revered ones who are shite compared to the female stand-ups you see on Paramount. 59172[/snapback] Did you see Jo Enright at the Hyena? I saw her not to long ago with Paul Tonkinson. I thought she was OK, but thought he was worse. 61329[/snapback] It was at the Customs House (South Shields) a few years ago. She was supporting Jeff Green. Not much of an effort to be funnier than Tonkinson, with his whiney voice and endless twitching/gurning. He escaped from the same mental ward as Lee Evans.

I find it hilarious that the Man Utd fans were chanting Keane's name while Best lies on his deathbed. At least Bestie made the final. Can't wait for Georgie to bite the dust, so I can put a signed video up on Ebay.

I bet the little sluts propsitioned him saying "Me love you lonnng time, sucky sucky, etc.". To be fair, she looks over 16...

I've seen Jo Enright live, she was funny. Other than that, I bow to your greater knowledge. It was a criticism of the mainstream comediennes, the revered ones who are shite compared to the female stand-ups you see on Paramount.

A skint bloke would probably cheat on her as well.

Edit: Mrs Roll (GNER):

Its actually OFI Sunday, a new Chris Evans thing. 58320[/snapback] I thought it was MFI Tuesday.

...and this coming from a devotee of frankfurters.

I like Chris's new comic character - The 'honestly, I've come to terms with my failed marriage, even if the way I continually try to assert this suggests that I haven't and I probably cry myself to sleep every night' man.