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I was referring to the French donkey who stands like a statue as the ball bounces and goes over his head, every fucking time. 71490[/snapback] no no. you are wrong, according to Souness he did extensive research and decided Boumsong is a quality player and a proper player, and worth 8m quid of the clubs money. So thats it, because Souness said so, and he knows best, his track record shows he knows what he is doing 71494[/snapback] Sorry. I stand corrected.

I was referring to the French donkey who stands like a statue as the ball bounces and goes over his head, every fucking time.

Who makes the decision to sign £8 million donkeys?

Obsessed, tbh. It's been months now, and you're still fantasising that you're the gutter, aren't you? [Harold Steptoe]You dirty old man![/Harold Steptoe]

What was? The shit or the back lane?

She looks like a young Janice Battersby, gurning like Les Dawson. Fucking hideous.

More like this... Peasepud Me:Me

It was interesting, but I couldn't think of a decent reply. 69206[/snapback] That's OK. Trying to figure out your avatar is entertainment enough. 69207[/snapback] Gemmill's bumcraft fixation is spreading like wildfire tbh. 69257[/snapback] Steve's avatar beats mine in the gayness stakes, tbf.

I feel a bit guilty now. That's enough to put anyone off their job.

(Gobbledegook) Now I wish I'd come back with my usual stock answer of "thick fucks!" 69210[/snapback] Where did you get that from, Stephen Hawking's 'A Brief History of Public Transport'? Pickled my brain, that did.

It was interesting, but I couldn't think of a decent reply.

OOOOOOO wen!

How many more for Jackie's record?

Doesn't get any better...

Well then unfortunately there's only one option left, get a friend to piss in your mouth... ...or go to Boots. 67558[/snapback] Boots do that now?

Have you tried getting your e-mail off https://webmail.blueyonder.co.uk/

Anyone in the Toon having problems? 66829[/snapback] Mine's fine.

I wonder how many 'Souness out' threads would have spawned if we had been beaten?

This is almost as good as the return of Grant and Phil...

Surely it's because we're Newcastle fans that we can sniggle? Such a shame. 65563[/snapback] That's a fruedian slip there. You probably want to snuggle.

"Feeling faint" apparently. Maggie unwell

Doesn't matter. She's hardly going to say anything with all that gaffer tape on her mouth is she?

missed!

Villa penalty. See you Graeme.

Luque is on.