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Just imagine being the unlucky one who gets sat next to him on the plane. Or being stuck in front of him and he kicks his hooves against the back of your seat for the whole flight. (I had a few quid on Clan Royal and Hedgehunter to win. )

You don't need an HD-TV to play with a dog's bollocks, though.

Come on Mags, keep it out the gutter. It's not like any of us lads have felt the need to say 'massive clits' is it?! Though Gemmill is yet to post I admit. 115383[/snapback] Reckon some of the guys here wouldn't know what to do with a clit tbh, and even more wouldn't want to be bothered . And there's been enough conversations about beestings, tits, boobs, norks, baps, piss flaps, lettuce and the like in the recent past to make up for one reference to male genitalia. Deal with it. *Hung like a mouse, aren't you shortarse?* 115388[/snapback] That post reeks of penis envy. Oh, and I'll take anyone that's daft enough to want me.

You don't think "Jenas takes it up the arse" was sang with vitriol, you don't think it was intended to be an insult? Do you think the chants would stop if he came out and admitted he was gay? You can't tell the difference between taking the piss out of someone's race or sexuality and the fact they are tall? I wasn't surprised by some of the posts on N-O as I kind of expect it over there, but I have to say this coming from you surprises me. 113565[/snapback] maybe I didnt put the point forward very well, is it homophobic to state that someone takes it up the arse? what constitutes homophobic chanting? is the following racist? "Shola is black", its quite clear that "Shola is a black ba....." would be racist but Im not sure the first is. Therefore is "JJ takes it up the arse"? If Meenzer was to sing it would that make him homophobic? What are we allowed to take the piss out of these days then? and frankly what makes the abuse of someone being tall or short any less hurtful? can we not sing the likes of "wheres your drunken centre half?" if an alcoholic player is around? Keep going the way we are and soon there will be no banter at matches, players get paid shitloads of money, one of the downsides of this is they have to face thousands of fans who want to see them fail, week in week out. How you live your life shows in how people treat you. If a player was straight but enjoyed taking a phone up their arse would that be ok to rip the piss out of? 113574[/snapback] I agree, and I don't know what the acceptable line is and when it's crossed. However, reading on N-O it's clear a lot of people who think the chant is OK are clearly prejudiced, going on about "unnatural" acts and the like. On the one hand, this type of chant is not going to help homosexual players come out the closet and start being true to themselves (which will have a knock on effect with the general population), but on the other hand banning it is going to make football grounds increasingly sterile. Difficult one. However, I think the chants should at least try and be humourous like the "taxi for Rockshots" one. I did laugh at that. 113577[/snapback] That'd be me Got Gemmill baaa baa in a right tissy The point is you don't know how many people get a kicking because of their appearance because it doesn't make the news, but I'd guess there's more gingas and fat lads beaten up than gays every week 113583[/snapback] Found this on a government statistics site:

I'd pay £50 to have a woman shout names at me.

Lanky mong.

Totally acceptable IMO, no worse than "you fat bastard" or "Sit down pinochio" etc etc. Awaits head sheep Gemmil to baaa baaa in on this one 113535[/snapback] Don't worry yourself. All homosexuals will die out soon what with their inability to breed. You fucking numpty 113538[/snapback] I NEVER said they'd die out shortly you selective reading knobbette, I simply pointed out that the inability to breed tends to mean a limited future in evolutionary and natural terms 113542[/snapback] Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve, tbh. 113545[/snapback] And that's supposed to mean what ????????????????? 113549[/snapback]

Totally acceptable IMO, no worse than "you fat bastard" or "Sit down pinochio" etc etc. Awaits head sheep Gemmil to baaa baaa in on this one 113535[/snapback] Don't worry yourself. All homosexuals will die out soon what with their inability to breed. You fucking numpty 113538[/snapback] I NEVER said they'd die out shortly you selective reading knobbette, I simply pointed out that the inability to breed tends to mean a limited future in evolutionary and natural terms 113542[/snapback] Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve, tbh.

Train like you're training for a full marathon - Only half as hard.

How did one brother and sister produce so many sons? Do you think she got that printed because she couldn't spell "I've got chlamydia"?

Is this the same Bowyer who ran hot and cold - mostly cold - for the previous two seasons?

Is that a swoosh?

I once saw Eusebio in Boundary Mills.

Grand a day, apparently.

What? He was Captain Captain Cook? Bit like Major Major Major in Catch-22. Or the Great Gatsby.

Spiked Railings, whoever the fuck you were.

O'Brienesque.

Had a look at Uswitch and changed my leccy and gas to Sweb. It reckons I should save about £25 a month! Cheers! The scruffy fuckers who don't get washed in the morning should get a water meter in and save money on all those baths they don't get.

Sorted.

Last year in the US, I saw someone driving at 50mph and eating a pot noodle-type meal with a fork. I s'pose they all have automatics over there, so it's all right.

"What's up doc?"

The nipples look out of sync with the breasts. Not that I was examining them that closely, like.