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Love the shark bit.

Jim White by a country mile:

It's like when Big Blue beat Kasparov.

We get the point Mick, you liked the penalty. Edit: They even managed to make the shoot-out dull.

The ref has lost control of this.

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It's like that scary mosher woman all over again.

Just been updated: Apparently Simunic won immunity in the bush-tucker trial.

Third yellow card?

I put in Michael Owen and it came out with: Fuckedkneenio.

By the time he wrote "Ecce Homo" he had descended into madness, tbf...

Or Richard Madeley might be a chocolate bottomist.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Liverpool get his best years, we've got his sloth-like last payday years, a la Ian Rush.

Take away pace from Owen and he's got bugger all else. I can only see him becoming increasingly ineffective as the injuries and years go on. Will he be the same player after this injury?

Didn't bother getting the text 100%, because you'd probably all want to fellate me.

FFS Pud, you're not saying he's injured his left knee too are you ?? 151863[/snapback] It's called artistic licence you philistine.

The fucking eejit. If he's going to play keepy-uppy with watermelons in Asda instead of recouperating, it's no wonder he's knackered his knee. Edit: Didn't notice the above pic. Good work sir!

They showed Walcott's girlfriend when he came on, and there was also a quick shot of Rooney's bint when he made his comeback against Trinidad and Tobago. They're turning the game into Heat magazine. Jade Goody and Chico will be pundits at the next World Cup.

Boumsong-esque defending from Sol there.

Nice to see upteen threads on SMB gloating about Owen's injury. Their bitterness knows no bounds.