Sicklee Sausage Roll

Failed the cunt for going too slow. Twas on the Dual Carriagway near the Findus food factory thing. Was going the right speed until the roundabout, then when i turned right i thought it was back to 30. Never been so angry at myself, ever. 185238[/snapback] Is that an instant fail, or did you drive at the wrong speed a few times?

Pointless. He's so tall you'd only be able to see it through Google Earth.

In his post-match interview, it seemed that he'd acquired a dictionary and a tube of clearasil.

To the tune of Lola by the Kinks We played Inter Milan down in San Siro In the Champions League, while the Mackems dropped down to the Cola Coca-cola C-o-l-a cola He came on as sub and he looked quite fast for a bloke who's entitled to a free bus pass. O-b-a Oh-oh-oh-oh Oba Me dad's not the most energetic man, but he's getting on to sixty, just like me mam and so is Oba Oh-oh-oh-oh Oba

Possible headline for Chronny The Martins have landed Obafemi brings family to join him.

Someone who is likely to go off in a huff when everything doesn't go his way. Out by January. Get your money on it.

Didnt last long. 183279[/snapback] Why sack him? He had a 100% record.

Fo sho? 183264[/snapback] YA RLY

Quinn's just sacked himself.

Sewpa Kev snubs the Mackems. We get money for Boumsong. This is a dream isn't it?

The picture and caption make it appear that they were some of the people who complained. If you read the whole article, you'll discover that they didn't take part in the protest. Maybe the Mail wanted an example of a normal family, but the ones who complained didn't look 'wholesome' enough, so they used misleading captioning instead.

If he's 21, was he only 17 when we played at the San Siro? Edit: On the first youtube link, there's a fantastic clip of Emre turning a player inside out then supplying the through ball for Martins to finish.

Haven't you seen Verlaine's promo?

Fishy fingers.

We're getting joint custody. Fortunately we get him on the weekends.

It would be worth signing Huth for the "Wor Huth, what is he good for..." chants he would inspire.

Sucky sucky.

If competitiveness is such a bad thing, maybe they should start paying the dinner ladies the same as the teachers. Yay! Everyone's a winner!

They've just spent £10million on a portuguese midfielder.

I'm a Sky subscriber - full package, sky+ and multi room - and I can't get broadband through my phone line. Should I be pissed off?

Do you work at Grace Brothers?

No way am I buying extra ram for transparent windows. Fuck that for a lark.

Classic intercourse.

Can't see the attraction meself...