Sicklee Sausage Roll

First it was up, it was up Then it went down, it went down. The apartment was only halfway up, it was neither up nor down.

Alex Higgins still alive.

Half expecting Duke Nukem Forever to be released on the day Dyer makes his long-awaited return.

Mock the week was cringeworthy. Even Dennis and Boyle looked embarrassed to be there. Yashere managed to be more lamentable than the excitable child they had inexplicably allowed on set. At least when Clive Anderson realised he had nowt to say, he just kept his mouth shut. Mitchell and Webb either hit the bullseye or missed the board completely.

The fact he has Nicky Butt on his 'Chosen few' list says it all.

hmm

Definitely the number one insult towards women, unlike with blokes you don't need any other. Arabic for daugher.

Love-scabbard

It's a pity there weren't any English international centre-backs on this Sol-called list. Woodya believe his bad luck?

If you didn't know who Martins and N'Zogbia were before yesterday's game, you would have assumed Zog was the £10million man from Serie A and Martins was the cost-nothing kid. He looked like the Lua-lua of old - a headless chicken. I'm sure he'll come good, though...

Israel and Lebanon are co-hosting World Cup 2014.

That's the spirit, let's all jump on the transfer train... 189619[/snapback] I feel like jumping in front of it.

Surprise, surprise.

I'm not convinced we could handle the Huth, tbh.

Do any other regions papers have an equivalent to Arsehole Oliver, or do their reporters actually report on football rather than pretend they run the team? I'm not interested in who Alan thinks we need, it's got fuck all to do with him.

Has someone managed to get hold of Mourinho's notes again?

Injury worse than first thought:

Scrappy Doo: "Let me at him, let me at him!"

Oba femma

Poor team selection which required a hasty reshuffle, reducing us to 10 men when the inevitable injury came. Well done Glenn.

Pledged. Money well spent. http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=154694 Spreading the word.

Sony Acid is pretty useful.