Sicklee Sausage Roll

Hansen and Lineker clearly dying to laugh

Saddam's execution had more dignity.

Caroll coming on

At least Sibi is getting off his backside to play, unlike some other players.

Don't worry, we'll sign some players when the transfer window re-opens... ... ...... ...........

Hit and hope.

Remember that guy who used to sneak onto the pitch with a kit on and pretend he was one of the players? You'd think he'd have been removed by now. Notice the runs Solano was making in the first half? Milner didn't.

Out of it totally the kid,overweight and can't pass piss & wobbles like a weeble Going by the commentaor's mention of names during the plays you'd have thought Pattison wasn't even there, I think his name was mentioned once in the second half. He just hasn't got it! How many touchdowns did we get, by the way?

Butt's celebration

fucking hell!

Unlucky Matty Berbatov - No justice.

Martins is playing far too deep to be any worry to Spurs.

1-1!

Offiside.

Registered, yay!

Cheers.

We spent almost ten years raking in the money from the Premiership and various Euro competitions before we had decent training facilities, and we're still paying for the ground, and still will be when he eventually fucks off.

Shepherd Out

If we go down, it's your fault. Fancy getting us cursed.

The bit in bold made me chuckle And i'm sure certain board members will be fantasing about what they could do with an extra anus Couldn't give two shits, tbh.

This morning I had the ingenious idea of attaching some milk to the cornflakes and hooking the whole lot up to a bowl. Spoon set the whole thing off a treat.

Is it worth getting a 360 if you haven't got a HD tv?

It was so frustrating to see James 'Hit and Hope' Milner effortlessly glide past players and get himself into good postions; only to watch his graceless toe-punts ricocheting off the first defender. Also annoying was Carr's uncanny ability to turn a five-yard head start into a 50/50. When he 'ran' towards a loose ball, it was like watching an old man hitch up the legs of his trousers and paddle into the sea

Cory Fulton Lidle: Fly, collide, to urn. Condo relit fully