curry stained pilchard

I didn't realise you could finish it I thought it was all about messin aboot!

What planes? 177615[/snapback] No, Chuck Norris and Pirates...

I've got one... Hi Glenny, good luck for the new season! My question is... What would you rather bee or a wasp?

HELLO I INTERESSTED IN YOUR PURCHASE OF THE BEFOR TICKETS FOR MY WIFE. I AM HERE IN NIGERIA AND WOULD LIKE TO PAY MY BILL BY BIDPAY. YOU CAN TELL ME THE AMOUNT PRICE FOR DELIVER TO NIGERIA THANKS PLEASE???

Wasn't this story written off over a year ago, though? 177369[/snapback] So he's 28 then?

177345[/snapback] Let's see the toll 90 minutes of football have on that bloke at 50! 177363[/snapback] Who? Martins?

Sod Martins, he's too old. Hijack the Emerton bid... Anal would fuckin love that!

Berwick? 177341[/snapback] Correct! But the question should have been which "clubs". There's one more... 177346[/snapback] Is it Chesterfield? Or maybe Colchester? 177352[/snapback] Shit! Didn't realise there were so many. Scrap that question...

Here's a crazy thought but how about we just fucking ask Babyaro if Martins is 21 or not? 177350[/snapback] Why don't we just ask Martins?

Berwick? 177341[/snapback] Correct! But the question should have been which "clubs". There's one more...

What instrument?

Hahahaha! Looks like the letters page in the Viz!

Our 175934[/snapback] Wor 175936[/snapback] huh 175989[/snapback] The 175995[/snapback] A 175999[/snapback] Duh? 176080[/snapback] Wha? 177058[/snapback] Come Again? 177074[/snapback] Eh? 177108[/snapback] I think what they're trying to say is... "Here's a story with a warning, Billy grabbed his Vimto early one morning, Met his mates at the pool, Packed his Dad's pants now, what a fool! He's got his, Dad's pants in the middle of his roll, Dad's pants in the middle of his roll. Dad's pants in the middle of his roll. And he's going swimming!"

2. Shearer (Alan)

Quid says he drinks the milk though...

[boink] [/boink] Or am I mistaken and the trick question is not a trick and just stoopid which I'm to tricked to be stoopid to answer. Fish over to you Name the last three contracted to Newcastle, at the time they scored, players to score in the World Cup finals? 177012[/snapback] lol 1. Craig Moore

Which club are the only club in the football league to be called Chester City?

Martins tries to convince Shepherd that he's 21 by insisting "a 27 year old couldn't do this..."

Martins shows Materazzi how he would have been in trouble if Zizou had put his back into it...

FFS!!! Any other fricken excuses!!!!!???!!111!

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Chester?