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It'll be interesting if he doesn't take the No. 9 shirt, if he signs that is... 182728[/snapback] He normal wears the number 30 for inter and did again this pre-season. 182786[/snapback] I was thinking more along the lines of the No. 9 shirt still being vacant. Ya get mae?

Could I have it written backwards so I could read it in the mirror?

It'll be interesting if he doesn't take the No. 9 shirt, if he signs that is...

Charlie and the fucking chocolate factory, or Willie wonka's chocolate cock or whatever it's called! The original was a classic! The remake was toss (apart from the umpa lumpa songs) and missed a vital part of the story out... In the original, the kids had to sign an agreement before they went into the factory to say that they weren't going to touch anything unless they had permission etc. In the remake they completely missed it out, thus changing the storyline, i.e. who won the choc factory! The ending was crap too...

tbf, I think "Jacky" Milburn is past it now, tbh...

Played youth team football with Van Basten 181788[/snapback] And Martins...

Yeah, I think he got an assist...

Skysports Bridge's chances of being a Newcastle player enhanced? Well if they sign Cole as well, dead cert... Edited for truth?

I did a belly laugh just at the title of the thread tbh!

Let's wait until after the game before passing judgement. 180375[/snapback] I don't think you've quite grasped this internet discussion malarky yet... 180378[/snapback] Too sensible, you think? 180384[/snapback] Lol, in one!

Let's wait until after the game before passing judgement. 180375[/snapback] I don't think you've quite grasped this internet discussion malarky yet...

Panic on the streets of Heaton... 180320[/snapback] Hang the fat one 180327[/snapback] Get the crane oot then...

Aye, canny clip. What is glaringly obvious from the clip was that those Russian defences can't defend for shit...

Did anyone ask Roedertron in the radio call-in about youtube then?

They're both Chinese iirc, not Russian...

We'll be taking a risk if we don't...

You can lead the Newcastle fans a merry dance, but you can't fucking buy a fucking striker...

You can lead a horse to water, but does it make a sound in the forest?

Fuck! Is Shola injured n'all!!!??! We're doomed!

So they're not going for Boumsong then?

The fat man won't be happy being upstaged in the transfer market. Expect Ronaldo and Beckham by the end of the week...

Aye, he nearly burst out of his stay-press Farahs...

If this did go through, all you'd need is a total of 365 religions spaced out over a year then everyday would be a holiday...

Bump Howay Kris, just because you're pissed about the Dwain Chambers debacle, doesn't mean you can't let another cat out of the bag...

Good idea. It's bastard freezing at the moment...