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Sit down brown reading material
curry stained pilchard replied to Smooth Operator's topic in General Chat
Have you also ever thought that if you have a piss first, then you drop the bomb, the splashes hitting your cheeks are of piss? -
I'll high farm you Daisy Hill? It's funny how, if you've never been, Daisy Hill sounds like it might be quite nice. Aye, then just up the road is Scrogg Road...
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I'll high farm you Daisy Hill?
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He's not gay! He's a scientologist for one thing. Add Dermot O'Leary as well then...
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In what sense is he your favourite? I thought it said favourite fat fudge packer...
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Big homs fart mildly before receiving sausages. Many receive hotdogs. Don't mention hairy fairies. Close?
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Russell Grant is my favourite...
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Pescatarians tbqfh Demivegs is a term I have heard. Not the best term though, admittedly. Meat eater is another...
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Apart from when they're bred in a fish farm...
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You do realise you don't have to drink beer to survive as well, right? Is the logical conclusion of "you don't have to eat x to survive, therefore I won't eat it", that there is no single thing you need to eat to survive and therefore you should eat nothing and starve to death? i.e. thoosands and thoosands of years ago we had to eat meat to survive, now we don't... However, a poor hooker would probably disagree...
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Add me to the list of veggies too. Been vegetarian for over 16 years. Initial reason was the way animals were bred to be eaten, along with the fact that you don't have to eat animals to survive. Whenever I tell someone that I'm vegetarian they always seem to say "oh, so what do you eat then?" I normally respond "nuts and berries really"
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BBC News 24 just said he collapsed in the tunnel after the game and has been rushed to hospital...
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Aye, Newcastle's last three goal scorers have all been Roeder's summer signings... £10 on Rossi getting the next one?
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Get in Oba son!
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Sooooo, how do you change it like? Can't find jack shit in the profile thingy...
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Dunno if it's been mentioned already, but the quote outline seems to be the same colour as the background, i.e. it doesn't show up...
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You need to post at least once per day! I bet it's fine now? Yeah, I was having the same problem, but I guess it'll be fine now...
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Must've meant Martins...
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Don't tell me! There was a note in a Sport one day offering a 'meet' and you left a pic of yer cock? Right?
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Bloke arrested outside st james park. . . .
curry stained pilchard replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in General Chat
Aye, I think the same bloke was caught with a steering wheel on his cock. When asked what he was doing with a steering wheel on his cock, he replied "I dunno, but it's driving me nuts!" -
What the hell has happened to N-O?
curry stained pilchard replied to bobbyshinton's topic in General Chat
N.O. = NUFC -
Cheers though Craig, wouldn't be the same without the potential for deliberate "comedy" double-posting. Seconded. What he said...
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Cheers though Craig, wouldn't be the same without the potential for deliberate "comedy" double-posting. Seconded.
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Lack of quality at the back and front. Pinpointed.