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The Washing Machine - Spin Dry

I was going to try and add something to this, but reading back over it, it hits the nail squarely on the button...

Just switched over, look like Bellamy makes a guest appearance this week...

Black Grape @ The Mayfair: First ever crowd surf, kick off track, Tamazi Party! Ash @ The Dome in Whitley Bay (yes, Whitley Bay): They did 20 or so gigs around the UK one year in smaller venues. The Bulbs @ Arts Centre (?) Westgate Road: Ended up sitting in a dingy at the front of the stage with my mate hitting each other with the oars (It was the Bulbs' dingy, btw... ). Others... Beck @ The Mayfair Inspiral Carpets @ Newcastle Uni The Zutons @ Newcastle Uni PJ Harvey @ T in the Park

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Yeah, but can he do it with his upper eyelids? Ahaaaa...

above spurs...

The cringworthy thing is, is that he knows everyone on this site has seen it, yet it still stays online!

The Fall - Fall Heads Roll.

Especially when he sparks up at the end!

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Good honest article.

Substitute The Real Hustle (bbc3) for Annually Retentive and I'm exactly the same! What kind of car have you got btw?

Exactly what it says. If you've got some primal, morbid urge to watch a man's head being cut off then fine, at least admit it, don't dress it up as some sort of fascinating insight into human behaviour. So, knowing me as well as you do, there's absolutely no possibility that I'm just telling the truth? Maybe there is, but it doesn't make sense. I just don't what more you can understand about a decapitation from watching it (other than technique I suppose!).

I'm not advocating a link to the worst things you've seen, more of just a description... I was at a mates house (about 7 years ago) who had just got the internet and he showed me two videos. The first was in the middle east somewhere, and it showed a man being held by three other men, one with a saw. The bloke with the saw proceeded to saw the captive's hand off from midway up the forearm. The sawing must have taken about 15 seconds. Absolutely gruesome... The second video showed a woman tied to a chair in front of a camera. The woman was crying for her life as there was a man wandering around her with a gun. Then, her screams got more intense until finally she was shot in the head and blood was splattered all over the wall behind her. The website insisted that the video was set up, but still to this day it haunts me that it was real...

Haha, class! Best none made up gerld ever!

...and they'll probably come out in this weekends NOTW...

I blame it on the "1 post per day" entry to the arcade, tbh...

Haha, willicks! Haven't heard that since, well since I ate meat...

I'm not sure about the history of the Koran in terms of availability but if you read the OT its easy to see why the catholic church (and the rest of them) would be a lot happier if the printing press had never been invented, "peasants" had never learned to read and of course if it had been allowed to remain in Latin for ever. Whats amazing is that people can read it now and still refer to a "loving" God. I can see that in the past religion "made sense" - worshipping the sun or believing a God looked after your people and punished your enemies seemed pretty logical in the absence of much science. Now that we know what a tiny backwater of an almost infinite univese we inhabit, how people can still fall for it astonishes me. In fact it doesn't - its the brainwashing of children thats the secret - ultimately the real evil behind it all imo. Amen to that...

Have you also ever thought that if you have a piss first, then you drop the bomb, the splashes hitting your cheeks are of piss? I've pondered that many a time The obvious solution is to put a few sheets of Charmin' down the shitter first...