curry stained pilchard

+1

Always had a softspot for The Canaries.

More shit would come off the paper...

If Spain had a striker I think they would win...

Ok, I'm interested in... 12 Angry Men Apocalypse Now Bad Taste Battle Royale Citizen Kane The Conversation Duck Soup The French Connection Get Carter (1971) Kundun Are they still available?

Who cares? It's fun!

I got a call on my mobile the other day telling me that I had "won a free design for a kitchen". I pretended I misheard and got excited that I had won a free kitchen. They corrected me, but I still went on as if I'd won a free kitchen. They then asked if I was a home owner, and I replied "I'm homeless" and went silent. The wife started laughing, and I told her it wasn't funny. She agreed, stopped laughing, then hung up! N.B. I'm not really homeless...

Like a few other ex-players, I think he'll get a good reception, then every touch afterwards he'll get a tongue-in-cheek boo...

Help us win, Michael Owen...

Couldn't have put it better myself...

When she walked out and talked to the press afterwards, she had a perfect opportunity to clamp the press and all the numpties who buy the newspapers to read the tripe that they print. What she should have done is read out a statement something like... "May I take this opportunity to condemn the press in front of me for giving this soap opera farce way way way too much press coverage, and ask that instead of printing this story on page one of your papers and headlining the tv news, that it should languish in the latter part of your output, or not at all. In it's place on on your headlines, you can educate with relevant stories of what is happening in the world like the violence in Tibet, the daily violence and killings in Afghanistan and Iraq, etc." Then fucked off home...

Keegface

This is a "must win" game for Birmingham, not us. I'd take a draw now as it keeps them below us with another game gone, plus it's points on the board for us. Not saying we should be looking for a draw mind.

Skysports

Stop moaning...

4th last game of the season then... West Ham - away Chelsea - Home Everton - Away

Bellamy turns up at an awards ceremony...

hush hush

Alan wears the trousers, but Lainya sews the badges onto them, so it's stalemate basically.

dunno might drop into the evening chronicle sometime and see if they want to make one To be honest Sean, I think they may have quite a lot on their hands at the moment, what with KK and transfer speculation. But, you know, they might just go for it. Good luck son!

Fantastic Sean. When do they go into production? I want one!