curry stained pilchard

I'm fine thanks, but you spelt "phlegm" wrong...

watching... The Big Labowski... "the dude abides"

Didn't even realise until you said. £6.80 - Bit of a come down from £75,000,000,000,000,000...

2, plus a bonus bollock...

Correct! (NSFW) http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/1593/untitled3sb7.jpg Penises and ugly women. Worrying. Penises ON ugly woman, even more worrying...

Someone was asking for a new Gerld thread, weren't they?

Ahhh, do your 10th place...

Gol updated it, I merely used the c+p function...

1. JawD = 101 2. Toonraider = 100 3. Fat Boy = 83 4. MattM4 = 80 5. Craig = 74 6. khay = 73 7. Optimistic Nut = 67 8. DirtyG = 64 9. catmag = 59 =10. ObaGol = 56 =10. Ewerk = 56 12. Peasepud = 45 13. Shearergol = 43 14. sweetleftpeg = 41 15. Isegrim = 39 16. T-Keith = 33 17. zico martin = 21 18. Toplass-101 = 20 19. andymc = 6 20. @yourservice = 0

a team of 11 Sholas? not good tbh Shola wouldn't move that fucking fast if his arse was on fire Think that's Postma you're thinking of.

Dreamweaver MX. It's not that expensive either. Ahem...

Gol:

You forgot the subs... Oh, and the fans... :nufc::nufc::nufc::nufc::nufc::nufc::nufc::nufc::nufc::nufc:

Hehe cheers! I'd have to agree...

The Paddingtons - First Comes First. Downloaded after I went to see them last night. The gig was good, but I must have been canny pissed as the album sounds toss on the first listen...

The Masturbation Station.

Sima: \o/

Dead Man's Shoes. Was on ch4 the other night. Excellent film. Some classic comedy moments in it too...

Nah, he has his arm around a girl...

Just read through all of the pages, and hope everything works out for you this time too...

Love the music, but it seems as if you need to be further away from the mic, i.e. you seems to be whispering a little It reminds me of Lou Reed/Velvet Underground stylee, which I like btw. I really like the way you're not following the "intro-verse-verse-bridge-chorus-verse-bridge-chorus-blah-blah". At the end of the day, when you write a "true story" song, only you and the people who were there get it how it's meant to be. Nice one!

Since Patrokles showcased his newest track, I thought I'd showcase my oldest track... Turn you speakers up to the hilt as it's a low recording... Headless Chicken, Cold Turkey I wanna dry freeze your head, Kick it off keep it in my shed. Maybe then you'll feel like me, Headless chicken, cold turkey. I wanna push your face in a sieve, 'cause all you do is take not give. And when you try to pull away, I'd run you down on the motorway. And when you think you've had enough, I'll be back to strut my stuff. And when you think you want no more, I'll be back with my 2 by 4. You've heard the saying sticks and stones, Well now's the time to break you bones. Decapitation is hard labour, So I'll use the force with my lightsaber. I've gone and dry-freezed your head, I kicked it off now I keep it in my shed. Maybe now you feel like me, Headless chicken, cold turkey.

Hooked up with my mate at the Portsmouth match, and he told me a story of the last match he went to. At half time he went for a pint and was walking down the stairs and someone in front if him was struggling down the stairs almost falling over. My mate starts buckling up saying fucking hell mate, you've had a canny bit, you pissed cnut! The fella turns around and says "I've got cerebral palsy"... oh fuck!