Kevin Carr's Gloves

So heard the wife who is a teacher doing a live lesson and speaking to someone called "Ebony". Is it wrong I find it funny that Ebony is a blonde haired blue eyed wee Chav from Hamilton?

What breed?

Fucking Shelvey with a shite corner.

Fuck off Three times I had to re scroll that.

Siegfried has joined Roy.

I thought that was a decent bit of deflection.

If you google Dave Iplayer you are first given the Dave UK online player. Maybe add BBC next time.

This is the constituency of the current Fisheries Minister.

Are you going to tell us the show or are we to guess?

The ref didn’t blow for the handball either.

We are utterly dog shit

Fuck off you prick

Is Lasagne not a mediterranean meal?

Fucking go on Crawley.

I know, should have just added subtitles.

The policeman who died was called Sicknick, so I’m assuming he was already ill.

He fucking would like.

I didn't mention because you can all see my picture but I was not glad they didn't have camera phones as it would ruin my rep or anything but because it would have been ugly squared.

I once shagged a fat bird in my mates living room with 4 other guys sleeping on the floor, when we finished round one all 4 of them got up and left the room. I'm glad they didn't have camera phones.

I'm 52 which makes my Yeezy post even more ridiculous.

The wife bought me a pair of Yeezy's for Christmas.

Herd immunity doesn't exist, even those who have caught it can't be classed as immune.

And having been told by Rafa he wasn’t worth it.

They breed em big for the meat

This is my boy playing ice hockey on the local pond