Kevin Carr's Gloves

Everton are truly the new makems, relying on new manager bounce to stay up every year

Are they twigging that the whole of the USA has switched allegiances to Wrexham now?

This will kick off

If you start us off with the tune we’ll join in on the chorus

That starting 11 haven’t scored since before the world cup

When was the last time that starting 11 scored?

I’ll be pissed off if he does start tbh.

German and SS doesn’t sound right

Have they started calling the guy who scored yesterday the Bristol Grealish yet?

Go ahead Geography isn’t their strong suit.

I see Fulham put their best team out.

Ross Stewart must be the best striker the world has ever seen if you go by rtg. Forget that he’s 26 and in a purple patch of form he’s never produced before. If I was him I’d be wanting to upgrade clubs asap before it ends. Not least because I would be fucking sick of them calling me the Loch Ness Drogba when he’s from fucking Irvine.

Straight red while warming up next game

What were Almiron’s (left footed right winger) stats like before Eddie?

No

I reckon he's a Murphy replacement, I think this is us building a 16 man matchdy squad with more speed able to come on later in the game.

His lass has started taking up the back door after having the baby

It would be hilarious if it didn’t happen and he was stuck there.

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If you’re replacing the full whack then it should be spot on.

I was a radio operator in the army. Are you replacing the whole system when you say a complete replacement? @Craig

Isn’t it a sole trader’s truck?

Fyp

I bet he’s in the doghouse now.