Kevin Carr's Gloves

German and SS doesn’t sound right

Have they started calling the guy who scored yesterday the Bristol Grealish yet?

Go ahead Geography isn’t their strong suit.

I see Fulham put their best team out.

Ross Stewart must be the best striker the world has ever seen if you go by rtg. Forget that he’s 26 and in a purple patch of form he’s never produced before. If I was him I’d be wanting to upgrade clubs asap before it ends. Not least because I would be fucking sick of them calling me the Loch Ness Drogba when he’s from fucking Irvine.

Straight red while warming up next game

What were Almiron’s (left footed right winger) stats like before Eddie?

No

I reckon he's a Murphy replacement, I think this is us building a 16 man matchdy squad with more speed able to come on later in the game.

His lass has started taking up the back door after having the baby

It would be hilarious if it didn’t happen and he was stuck there.

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If you’re replacing the full whack then it should be spot on.

I was a radio operator in the army. Are you replacing the whole system when you say a complete replacement? @Craig

Isn’t it a sole trader’s truck?

Fyp

I bet he’s in the doghouse now.

If we were to win this cup Sunderland is going to look like Jonestown 1978.

We gave the ball away far too many times under no real pressure. If we had cut that out Southampton would have been lucky to get 10% possession

I don’t think we do want Gordon otherwise we would have put an offer in already.

I’m hoping they get Tony Mowbray

Mikel Arteta has been building the Arsenal team for 3-4 year now. We are 1 year into our rebuild and we started off much further back.

Well it’s in Penshaw but you’re close

Whoever had baccy to give them