Kevin Carr's Gloves

He looked like a quasimodoquartista

Makem like behaviour from CT this mind.

Yes he sounds like an arsehole for mentioning "selection and beyond" which is claiming he was in the SAS basically. Tabbing is Army and Yomping is Marines.

Do they think we are not signing any other players this year

GOAL!!!!!

Apparently we grind out unattractive wins and are boring to watch

Aunt you funny

Bad news lads, Chris Suton has predicted we will win.

He’s from Washington so I’m going to guess by the end of next week he’ll actually be a mag.

He's suspended, he must be shit.

I see one of their playrs has been charged with rape.

If Zinchenko is inured he could sign for the mackems.

No, Mohammd al maktoum tried to arrange a marriage for his 11 year old daughter but was told no by MBS.

I can’t find a video of Grimsby vs Newcastle 1982

My jokes are too high brow for you fuckers.

Or Polished

I’m currently in a meeting discussing all the meetings we have.

Their defence isn't really the issue, scoring goals is. Hodgson won't fix that.

I put a fiver on Palace to ho down last night

Yeah she sounds like someone who has read the bible

My boys team clinched their ice hockey league title today