Kevin Carr's Gloves

Favourite goal witnessed first hand Keegan’s first in his debut

I could have got Licester tickets but Monday night is a no go for bringing the boy.

I assumed everyone had met Terry Mac

Terry Mac

If we do buy Madison he’s not taking any fucking penalties.

And another for Leicester

Not safe from Brighton with 6 more points need 8 for them

HTHM is Renton’s bestie on the secret forum

Wasn’t she just having a go at Corbyn cos her mum is Jewish? Corbyn was a useless cunt.

So I just heard a complete wankfest about pochetino on the radio and how he’s going to get Chelsea challenging again. This is the manager who came 3rd in a two horse race for the premier league and also came 2nd in a 1 horse race in France. Couple this with the crippling financial position Chelsea are in now, am I being too harsh thinking he’s going to fail massively.

What’s with the Butlins song they play

Fucking shit we never win with this strip on

Rodney: “You were gun running during a civil war!” Grandad:”It’s the best time Rodney, supply and demand” I love that line

Are you asking if Eddie remembers Krafth?

Hang on a second, your sheets were 90% urine after the Villa game.

Apparently ice hockey players have mullets so my boy said he wants to grow one in this summer, I asked him if he wanted his teeth knocking out too but her indoors gave me giref for that.

I reckon there must be massive queues at the 5 barbers left in Turkey on a Friday

You’re going to have to narrow that way the fuck down.

One of my the project managers at work is a spurs fan, I just sent a meeting request for 12:54

He hasn’t played much for a 22 year old, I would expect a 24 year old to have more experience and it’s a bit of a gamble going for a 26 year old.

I think this will fuck them mentally

Harry Maguire

You destroyed his village and raped all the women?

That’s brilliant we were all getting worried you might not have made it.

No but where they do arsehole cyclists still ignore them to ride on the more dangerous roads