Kevin Carr's Gloves

I’m totally resigned to this series being a 5-0 whitewash purely because of poor team selection.

His dad fuckwit

What sister fuckers?

So you're not actually British then?

It’s all a smokescreen so he can go and live in Europe and blame it on anti Brexit supporters

So we definitely aren’t getting Harvey Barnes then.

LTA having a major angry wank there

Cricket explained You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that’s in the side that’s in the field goes out and when he’s out comes in and the next man goes in until he’s out. When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. When they are all out, the side that’s out comes in and the side that’s been in goes out and tries to get those coming in out. Sometimes there are men still in and not out. There are men called umpires who stay out all the time, and they decide when the men who are in are out. Depending on the weather and the light, the umpires can also send everybody in, no matter whether they’re in or out. When both sides have been in and all the men are out (including those who are not out), then the game is finished.

Ironically the lass who plays Beth in Yellowstone is English.

I think he banks with Coutts, you have to have at least £1million in your account

Have you read any of the reports detailing discrimination in cricket including against state schooled players?

Foakes is a state school boy and I may be wrong but has a better average than Crawley.

If Crawley went to a state school he’d be nowhere near the team

I’m putting £20 on Crawley scoring less than 30.

Ffs Pope

I’m ignoring all itks and any links. We seem to decide on someone prepare quietly and then make a bid.

We must not have wanted him that much.

Does it matter if you’re only getting a handjob?

I tried yoga to free a trapped sciatic nerve and ended up trapping a nerve in my hip

Will prigozhin be able to control his men? Mercenaries are notoriously difficult to begin with but he has flooded his numbers with hundreds of convicts. Wait till the pillaging starts.

I’ve heard loads of jokes about this submarine thing but I’m not going to sink that low.

If we are going for McTominay I hope we get the one who plays for Scotland, he’s much better than the Man U walloper.

So $250,000 to go down and see the titanic on a computer screen because there are no windows. Honestly I would just take the sub down 10 metres and play a pre recorded show. They'd never know and chances of dying would be limited.

I’m willing to bet he moves on to the coaching team when it’s finished.